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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️
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40 in human years. Aka Smokehead, Wrestler Stede, and Theo’s mom. My entire personality revolves around liking Our Flag Means Death
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Mexican Gothic 3 of 3

Last image of the month for my Patreon! The color palette this month was so small I was a little anxious, but it turned out to be extremely powerful.

Join by the 30th to get this set
#art
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Hi friends! Remember how I said I was born into a cult? This is it. The Jared in this article is my brother!
today on webworm, former members of a cult allege that what would become best friends (america's largest animal rescue, bringing in over $100 million annually) was built, in part, by child labour: www.webworm.co/bestfriendsc... (please RT)
The Cult of America’s Largest Animal Rescue
David Farrier talks to former members of a cult that allege what would become "Best Friends Animal Sanctuary" was built, in part, by child labour.
www.webworm.co
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hi friends! Remember how I said I was born into a cult? This is it. The Jared in this article is my brother!
today on webworm, former members of a cult allege that what would become best friends (america's largest animal rescue, bringing in over $100 million annually) was built, in part, by child labour: www.webworm.co/bestfriendsc... (please RT)
The Cult of America’s Largest Animal Rescue
David Farrier talks to former members of a cult that allege what would become "Best Friends Animal Sanctuary" was built, in part, by child labour.
www.webworm.co
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I just finished The House In The Cerulean Sea and like first of all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️but also:

“And what if the treasure was the friendships we solidified along the way?”

“That’s the worst treasure in the world. They already were my friends. I want rubies.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s giving Alt Snow White
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Hi my loves ❤️ I know this time of year is hard for so many friends. For those struggling: how can we help?
My mom and I used to rely solely on the food bank, so I make sure to donate as much as I can when I’m able.
I love you and I’m thankful for you 🫂

#TITT #AsACrew
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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We’re barely making ends meet and I’m sleep drunk (from the lack of, not too much) *and* our dog needs surgery. A repost would help, there’s not much else anyone can do for us. 😭

www.gofundme.com/f/help-buda-...
Donate to Help Buda Get his swagger back, organized by Shawn Zeiger
Hey, everyone. My friends have found themselves in a difficult position and really ne… Shawn Zeiger needs your support for Help Buda Get his swagger back
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi my loves ❤️ I know this time of year is hard for so many friends. For those struggling: how can we help?
My mom and I used to rely solely on the food bank, so I make sure to donate as much as I can when I’m able.
I love you and I’m thankful for you 🫂

#TITT #AsACrew
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Almost at year 10 and right on schedule. Everything is going according to plan mwuahahahaha
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Husband went to the optometrist & mentioned he’s pre-diabetic bc he knows it can affect ur eyes.

Doc: “What u need to try is intermittent fasting. U need to be lifting 3x/week. And u need to be doing cold showers in the morning! Ur regular doc wont tell u this stuff.”

Bro just check his eyes?
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was born into a cult and had a pretty traumatic early childhood. Music and theater helped me with my big feelings, as well as therapy when I got older. I want to be a safe space for kids and help by using play-based therapy. Kids say so much through play and the arts are so cathartic
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I just think Edward Teach in these jeans
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Theo’s school did a lockdown drill today. I was unaware that they don’t tell them it’s a drill until after, so he cried through it. He said his teacher told the class after that it makes her mad when they do the drills bc they shouldn’t have to. YUP ME TOO KID!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s raining here in AZ and every time it happens, I immediately hear, “What’s up, Arizona? How you likin da raiiin, gurl?”
a girl talking to a man in a hallway with the words how you like the rain girl
ALT: a girl talking to a man in a hallway with the words how you like the rain girl
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Even Miss Piggy herself would not tolerate “quiet piggy”. She would have gone full diva karate chop. What the fuck is happening
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hi sweets ❤️ Maybe today we can have a show and tell of Little Things That Have Brought Us Joy Lately? I’ll post mine in the comments! I love you and I’m so thankful you’re here 🫂

#TITT #AsACrew
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How do you explain to someone that is is able bodied that you need to rest today because you walked around for 2 hours yesterday in public? (Any replies saying “you just say exactly that” will receive the biggest disappointed mom sigh from me)
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Impostor syndrome all day err day
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That wasn’t sarcasm btw that’s just the way I talk
I’d just like everyone to know that I’m on a date with my husband and I just think he’s the best and I never get bored of him and I think that’s neat
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’d just like everyone to know that I’m on a date with my husband and I just think he’s the best and I never get bored of him and I think that’s neat
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m a SAHM but I’m thinking about going back to work just so I can ruin it
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The ‘Jump to recipe’ option on food blog sites has to be one of the greatest additions to the internet in recent history
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I want to meet the character designers for Hades II bc every time I see Dionysus in that leopard banana hammock I scream with laughter, it’s just incredible. Also Narcissus?! No notes. Perfection
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM