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sphenewife.bsky.social
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@sphenewife.bsky.social
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dolly-sized dressup player who's here for it's friends' OCs

she/it

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new Harm btw
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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these are some gay little shorts, i approve
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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and her gay little sword.
Jehanne's blade, Fragarach, is an Allagan weapon she found while doing a routine reconnaisance contract for a mining company looking to expand. It was found in a small clearing inside what was once an Allagan relay station for an experiment involving Shard portals. Jehanne, not knowing what an Allagan or even a Shard was, instead saw a pristine sword surrounded by a mound of skeletons. While she tried to sell it, it unfortunately locked itself to her biology and only 'activates' in her grasp, so she's stuck with it. Despite the estimates, guesses and hypotheses of her associates, Fragarach is not special. It is not possessed by a Voidsent, the ghost of dead Allagans, a living machine spirit, or anything of the sort. It is, in fact, a mass-produced arming sword that mostly saw use among second-line soldiers, peasant levies and recreational duellists. In naming it 'Fragarach', however, Jehanne betrays to the keen-eyed and sharp-eared her heritage. Nobody who's *actually* of Ishgard's labourer caste is making references to obscure Coerthan myths which are themselves a syncretism of Coerthan folklore and an Ala Mhigan pagan faith that was eventually subsumed by mainstream Rhalgr worship.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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alright, new Ham OC time, this time featuring the rare character whose main story takes place shortly before-during the actual game, hurrah!

meet Jehanne de Auberée, ex-noblewoman and mercenary who gets dragged into in a civil war between two factions of Ishgard's rebel element.

more in alt text.
Jehanne de Auberée, who legally cannot use either her surname or the 'de', was once one of the darlings of Ishgard's noble circuit. Incredibly proficient with both a lance and a pen, her early years were marked by assurances that she would absolutely go on to fulfill the Auberée's longstanding promise of offering their most talented elder child unto the ranks of Ishgard's most holy Inquisition. As was increasingly common during the decades preceeding the end of the Dragonsong War, House Auberéé instead fell to accusations of both Dravanian sympathy and of consorting with the Void, both the gravest of heresies. Their ranks were subject to an uncannily brutal purge - even by Inquisition standards - that saw even teenagers put to fire and flame, and infants forcibly rehomed to loyalist Houses. Jehanne, at the time in the care of a high-ranking Inquisitor, was fortunately spared. Her family name, affiliations and privileges, however, were null and void. When her liege and mentor passed three years later, she was rejected by the Inquisition and forced into mercenary work to make ends meet. She was but 19 years old when this transition occurred, and she is a mere 25 years old at the start of A Realm Reborn. Ever a social chameleon, Jehanne has blended into Eorzea's mercenary circles and especially The Brume with impunity. Posing a hotheaded and relatively ignorant sellsword with a thick Lominsan accent, her facade fools most people, even those among the aristocracy. When forced into situations that demand a serious hand, her febrile nature gives way to a surprisingly erudite diction, accompaned by a breadth of knowledge about Eorzea's upper social stratas and topics typically only known to those of a highborn education. Of course, those accompanying her in such situations are often too focused on their own survival to notice. What they do notice, however, is that the brusque and often destructive Jehanne becomes much more adroit with a sword when she switches from her left hand to her right. Jehanne, for all her mastery of the art of performance, can't hide the movements that come from years of formal training in the art of combat. Why she uses a sword as opposed to a lance is anybody's guess. Jehanne, like any mercenary who's survived longer than a year in the field, is intimately well connected. While she can't even yawn in Ishgard's upper class districts without drawing unwanted attention, similar circles across Eorzea know her as a charming womanizer with a foul - if not skilled - mouth, shallow pockets, an Ivory Road's worth of unpaid bar tabs, and a soft spot for Eorzea's myriad labourers and down-and-outs. Like many of her peers and fellows in the mercenary trade, Jehanne's permanent residence is Eorzea itself, as she's been a habitual nomad for as long as she's been 'on the scene', so to speak. While she makes adequate money in her line of work, simply maintaining her equipment and apparel keeps even a modest apartment out of her reach. *Un*like many of her peers, as a Duskwight she does not have the luxury of camping out underneath the canopies of the Black Shroud without drawing the eye of the Wood Wailers, and her noble upbringing makes the Ul'dahn heat unbearable. It is a mercy, then, that so many are willing to let her rest on their sofa - or floor, in most cases. To say Jehanne has a singular driving goal is to come into conflict with reality. While she would love to find out what happened to her House, hang the Inquisitors responsible, and liberate Ishgard, her more banal needs demand she focus on having a place to sleep, enough money to eat, and a way to avoid dying of hypothermia during Eorzea's gradually intensifying winters. If she has to sleep rough, her primary focus is not getting football kicked in the skull by Temple Knights. Make no mistake though. Despite her attempts at coming across as simple, Jehanne is a deeply thoughtful woman who, unlike some of the rebel/heretic elements she takes Gil from, is keenly aware that simply dismantling the Theocracy won't 'fix' Ishgard on a cultural level. This logical truth clashes with her much more emotional desire to burn the entire city to the ground and host a celebration amidst a backdrop of burning spires and blazing manors. She is, at heart, a woman of paradoxes: Too cynical to believe in those working for change, too emotional to want anything other than a total destruction of The Holy See, too cautious to work with the more radical Heretics, too hopeful to think mass unconditional revenge would do anything, and too rational to care about anything other than staying alive. Nobody really knows her, and perhaps nobody really will, so this war rages within and never without.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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after everything i think this (post 7.3 LM) and Promise Of Tomorrow will be my login screen/theme in perpetuity
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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got halfway into a farm party for Copied Factory before i realized

wait a minute i hate Nier glams
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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totally unrelated does anyone know the name of this beautiful observation deck thingy
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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well guys, i guess i'm suspended. so sad. so tragic.
the world's most obvious spam account
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Harm :D
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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i am so full of craftgather gear for 7.4...
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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harm
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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sub re-enabled so it's RETURN OF THE HARM
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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i don't have anything to Post because i'm waiting until payday to reup my sub (for consistency's sake) so uhm

Bean? :D
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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AUSPICIOUS
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Limbus Company - Canto VII (PC)
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries - Shadow of Kerensky (PC)
September 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Spidermid: No Way Home (My Eyes)
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Guild Wars 2 (PC)
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Final Fantasy XIV: The Promise of Tomorrow (PC)
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Haam :)
August 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM