Rik M
@spetsdad.bsky.social
He/him (for want of anything better). Business Analyst. Ex-programmer. Archer (resting). Knitter. Sometime leathercrafter. Husband and father.
(but really, don't go there. You've got to clean the oven, after. So much fat...)
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
(but really, don't go there. You've got to clean the oven, after. So much fat...)
Turkey? I thought they were all for real tradition... Should be goose...
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Turkey? I thought they were all for real tradition... Should be goose...
Can't be (I don't see a square, anywhere)
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Can't be (I don't see a square, anywhere)
People with not-transphobic butts...
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
People with not-transphobic butts...
<kid number one gets a diagnosis>
<We get kid number 2 tested: also diagnosed>
Wife: But they're just like me...
Me: 👀
Wife: well, fuck...
<We get kid number 2 tested: also diagnosed>
Wife: But they're just like me...
Me: 👀
Wife: well, fuck...
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Irish person: "what? Just once a day? Does two types of potatoes with a meal count as two?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Irish person: "what? Just once a day? Does two types of potatoes with a meal count as two?"
If 15yo British schoolgirls are gossiping about Trump giving Clinton a BJ and Putin having the pictures... Does that count as serious?
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If 15yo British schoolgirls are gossiping about Trump giving Clinton a BJ and Putin having the pictures... Does that count as serious?
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does that mean you actually got some compensation out of them?
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Does that mean you actually got some compensation out of them?
I can't do one for the Dead Kennedys, I'd probably get suspended...
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I can't do one for the Dead Kennedys, I'd probably get suspended...
"you four? I need you to top..."
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"you four? I need you to top..."
"returning"?
It went away? I must have missed that
It went away? I must have missed that
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"returning"?
It went away? I must have missed that
It went away? I must have missed that
I hope they bring long spoons...
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hope they bring long spoons...
I seem to recall someone else significant saying this...
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I seem to recall someone else significant saying this...
Hell, my 15yo this morning said:
"So, apparently Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has the pictures"...
I don't think this one is going away
"So, apparently Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has the pictures"...
I don't think this one is going away
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hell, my 15yo this morning said:
"So, apparently Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has the pictures"...
I don't think this one is going away
"So, apparently Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has the pictures"...
I don't think this one is going away
Missing the point? If you don't need the rise in your take home pay, then the tax return is pure overhead (and unnecessary stress). Plus you put more into pension
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Missing the point? If you don't need the rise in your take home pay, then the tax return is pure overhead (and unnecessary stress). Plus you put more into pension
I was going to ask "who is she?" but then took the few moments to scroll back up the thread...
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was going to ask "who is she?" but then took the few moments to scroll back up the thread...