Aspiring Gardener
@spenhays.bsky.social
But a humble facedoxxing poaster.
Long poasts for your pleasure at spencerjohnson.substack.com
Long poasts for your pleasure at spencerjohnson.substack.com
the whole internet is down because of cloudflare
but you know what website isnt down???
spencerjohnson.net
HIRE ME
but you know what website isnt down???
spencerjohnson.net
HIRE ME
Spencer Johnson
spencerjohnson.net
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the whole internet is down because of cloudflare
but you know what website isnt down???
spencerjohnson.net
HIRE ME
but you know what website isnt down???
spencerjohnson.net
HIRE ME
womp womp, cant read the news today until cloudflare comes back up
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
womp womp, cant read the news today until cloudflare comes back up
on twitter people post about their families, on bluesky people post about their pets
let the reader understand
let the reader understand
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
on twitter people post about their families, on bluesky people post about their pets
let the reader understand
let the reader understand
bluesky feels stuck in a permanent 2018
how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!
how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
bluesky feels stuck in a permanent 2018
how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!
how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!
so how many billion dollar companies do we think are down today as well because of cloudflare?
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
so how many billion dollar companies do we think are down today as well because of cloudflare?
HELLO IS THIS THING ON?
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
HELLO IS THIS THING ON?
went to clear out my raised bed to prepare for new spring planting. found a bunch of carrots that never grew last year! it froze and snowed inches over them and just now they started sprouting???
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
went to clear out my raised bed to prepare for new spring planting. found a bunch of carrots that never grew last year! it froze and snowed inches over them and just now they started sprouting???
gonna start using rotating sandwiches dot com just to get lunch inspiration
March 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
gonna start using rotating sandwiches dot com just to get lunch inspiration
twitter's down, hello everybody
March 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
twitter's down, hello everybody
Reposted by Aspiring Gardener
not to be rude but i'm starting to think that short form social media isn't right for some of you if you can't handle seeing a post that isn't accompanied by a full sociopolitical analysis and history of the topic at hand when the topic is like. littering is bad. there's a character limit on here
January 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
not to be rude but i'm starting to think that short form social media isn't right for some of you if you can't handle seeing a post that isn't accompanied by a full sociopolitical analysis and history of the topic at hand when the topic is like. littering is bad. there's a character limit on here
Nothing else of note happened today except the visitation of the magi, right?
January 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Nothing else of note happened today except the visitation of the magi, right?
Happy Epiphany, everybody
January 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Happy Epiphany, everybody
please be nice to customer service people. yelling doesnt help you.
December 28, 2023 at 9:36 PM
please be nice to customer service people. yelling doesnt help you.
guys quick i need that meme of a cartoon man trying to stab another man but the news media camera makes it look like the exact opposite. its mostly beige with black linework characters.
December 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM
guys quick i need that meme of a cartoon man trying to stab another man but the news media camera makes it look like the exact opposite. its mostly beige with black linework characters.
Reposted by Aspiring Gardener
one day, google will announce that they're shutting down search
June 17, 2023 at 12:58 AM
one day, google will announce that they're shutting down search
anyone with a sincere yeehaw in their heart officially has a y-pass
June 16, 2023 at 10:45 PM
anyone with a sincere yeehaw in their heart officially has a y-pass
why is there library discourse. who wanted this
June 16, 2023 at 2:16 PM
why is there library discourse. who wanted this
been really enjoying a simple french press with a bit of honey in the morning these past few weeks. so much easier than manually pulling espresso lmao
June 16, 2023 at 2:13 PM
been really enjoying a simple french press with a bit of honey in the morning these past few weeks. so much easier than manually pulling espresso lmao
does anyone here have experience running social media ads for an insurance agency? i feel like all the advice i find is explicitly for D2C or B2B, neither of which really works for insurance.
June 16, 2023 at 1:35 PM
does anyone here have experience running social media ads for an insurance agency? i feel like all the advice i find is explicitly for D2C or B2B, neither of which really works for insurance.
i need work lunch suggestions
June 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
i need work lunch suggestions
its a normal bright sunny day out but the surprise lightning and thunder outside just now made my cat fully jump
May 23, 2023 at 8:21 PM
its a normal bright sunny day out but the surprise lightning and thunder outside just now made my cat fully jump
been sick all last night and today. i had absolutely no energy this morning and didnt get out of bed till noon.
its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup
its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup
May 23, 2023 at 8:16 PM
been sick all last night and today. i had absolutely no energy this morning and didnt get out of bed till noon.
its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup
its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup
gm skyline say it back
May 12, 2023 at 6:03 PM
gm skyline say it back
the pigeons in hawaii have red feet, v cool
May 12, 2023 at 6:03 PM
the pigeons in hawaii have red feet, v cool
current aspiration: become Gumby
May 9, 2023 at 9:50 PM
current aspiration: become Gumby