spanky's summer garden era
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Greek theatre is fucking crazy man. what do you mean this play is thousands of years old and has been adapted a million billion times but it's still as topical as if it were written last year about things that are still going on like that's crazy!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Greek theatre is fucking crazy man. what do you mean this play is thousands of years old and has been adapted a million billion times but it's still as topical as if it were written last year about things that are still going on like that's crazy!!
good god it's tech week yet again and I can't find more than half of my all black shirts I bought SPECIFICALLY for working shows...the only negative of a polycule where everyone's a little goth/alternative w/ it smh!
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
good god it's tech week yet again and I can't find more than half of my all black shirts I bought SPECIFICALLY for working shows...the only negative of a polycule where everyone's a little goth/alternative w/ it smh!
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They kicked Lia Smith off the Middlebury College Swimming and Diving team for being trans and now, as the 2026 season kicks off, she's dead. Rest in power, Lia. The world is so cruel sometimes.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
They kicked Lia Smith off the Middlebury College Swimming and Diving team for being trans and now, as the 2026 season kicks off, she's dead. Rest in power, Lia. The world is so cruel sometimes.
weather is in the 50s now but there's still hot trade jogging near campus in shorts and short sleeves/tanks...lord have mercy I thought that season ended, when will my walks home be free of signs pointing towards getting back on the grid again girl help!
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
weather is in the 50s now but there's still hot trade jogging near campus in shorts and short sleeves/tanks...lord have mercy I thought that season ended, when will my walks home be free of signs pointing towards getting back on the grid again girl help!
I swear I see people in fashion subreddits post shit like "does anyone know where to get something like this on a budget? *photo of a Bob Mackie atelier piece on an a-list celebrity* and I have to hold myself back from telling them to go fuck themselves all the way to hell for even asking that shit
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I swear I see people in fashion subreddits post shit like "does anyone know where to get something like this on a budget? *photo of a Bob Mackie atelier piece on an a-list celebrity* and I have to hold myself back from telling them to go fuck themselves all the way to hell for even asking that shit
just saw the leggiest, most modelesque lady I've ever seen gracefully walk directly OVER the subway turnstile without missing a beat...now THAT is body tea!!! does she even understand how much cunt she served doing that?
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
just saw the leggiest, most modelesque lady I've ever seen gracefully walk directly OVER the subway turnstile without missing a beat...now THAT is body tea!!! does she even understand how much cunt she served doing that?
teacher is late for the class I wish I could drop... PLEASE tell me this man isn't here today bc I'm lowkey not in the mood for his shit today...
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
teacher is late for the class I wish I could drop... PLEASE tell me this man isn't here today bc I'm lowkey not in the mood for his shit today...
just rolled past one of those big fuel tankers covered in "NO SMOKING WITHIN 15FT" signs being driven by a guy smoking a FAT stoagie...dude...
October 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
just rolled past one of those big fuel tankers covered in "NO SMOKING WITHIN 15FT" signs being driven by a guy smoking a FAT stoagie...dude...
it was JUST COLD ENOUGH for a nice light hoodie this morning+evening but tomorrow it's 81??? can October PLEASE put this summer out of its misery I beg of thee!! at least make it cold enough to rock a sweatshirt and shorts like princess diana c'mon!!!
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
it was JUST COLD ENOUGH for a nice light hoodie this morning+evening but tomorrow it's 81??? can October PLEASE put this summer out of its misery I beg of thee!! at least make it cold enough to rock a sweatshirt and shorts like princess diana c'mon!!!
it's about to be fucking October why the HELL is it still like 80°!!!! I just got all my new light fall layers clothes whyyyy won't mother nature PLEASE just let me wear them!!! how could I possibly be asked to serve cunt in these conditions!!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
it's about to be fucking October why the HELL is it still like 80°!!!! I just got all my new light fall layers clothes whyyyy won't mother nature PLEASE just let me wear them!!! how could I possibly be asked to serve cunt in these conditions!!!
(naomi smalls voice) I tried to wear skintight clothes in NYC as a trans femboy but my body was 🎶toooooo teaaaaaaa🎶
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(naomi smalls voice) I tried to wear skintight clothes in NYC as a trans femboy but my body was 🎶toooooo teaaaaaaa🎶
I'm SO UPSET y'all there was a nonbinary bear trade contest in wash sq park yesterday and I didn't even get to go or see flyers for it or anything!!! and I was in lower manhattan all week!!!! I've missed my #1 opportunity to get bitches what the hell that's my exact type!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm SO UPSET y'all there was a nonbinary bear trade contest in wash sq park yesterday and I didn't even get to go or see flyers for it or anything!!! and I was in lower manhattan all week!!!! I've missed my #1 opportunity to get bitches what the hell that's my exact type!!!!
just got everything necessary to fully gear me up for the fall semester AND my fall outdoor activities and I'm literally skipping through the streets level happy rn. once my new hiking backpack comes I might start singing even. I have everything I need and I'm flourishing bitch!
September 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
just got everything necessary to fully gear me up for the fall semester AND my fall outdoor activities and I'm literally skipping through the streets level happy rn. once my new hiking backpack comes I might start singing even. I have everything I need and I'm flourishing bitch!
doing my daily walk in the park and I made the correct decision to take the slower path through the community garden and I got to see this monarch get caught in real time!! I thought it was just landing there in a weird position and fluttering a little but when I got closer, I saw the mantis!!
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
doing my daily walk in the park and I made the correct decision to take the slower path through the community garden and I got to see this monarch get caught in real time!! I thought it was just landing there in a weird position and fluttering a little but when I got closer, I saw the mantis!!
always hilarious to ride the ferry on the wrong side to see the statue of liberty and watch all the tourists get confused and meander over to the other side. literally every time like clockwork. people are still allergic to googling things I see!
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
always hilarious to ride the ferry on the wrong side to see the statue of liberty and watch all the tourists get confused and meander over to the other side. literally every time like clockwork. people are still allergic to googling things I see!
little white boy in a brownsville shirt...the gentrification we never thought would happen is coming y'all!
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
little white boy in a brownsville shirt...the gentrification we never thought would happen is coming y'all!
bro the study abroad program at my college keeps emailing me+putting up signs with some "nothing beats a jet2 holiday" bs about studying in the most random ass locations like it's some kind of ritzy seasonal getaway vacation and this shit is KILLING ME...
September 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
bro the study abroad program at my college keeps emailing me+putting up signs with some "nothing beats a jet2 holiday" bs about studying in the most random ass locations like it's some kind of ritzy seasonal getaway vacation and this shit is KILLING ME...
living somewhere where it's fuckin nice out 3 seasons of the year is SUCH a flex ngl, so many of my family and friends out west are stuck drying out like spunchbob and patrick in the sun and I'm out here moisturized+glowing from tanning in the park in mid September like I'm on a tropical vacation
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
living somewhere where it's fuckin nice out 3 seasons of the year is SUCH a flex ngl, so many of my family and friends out west are stuck drying out like spunchbob and patrick in the sun and I'm out here moisturized+glowing from tanning in the park in mid September like I'm on a tropical vacation
how the fuck did I live so much of my life so far from the ocean...I am right by the ocean my entire college routine now and it makes me feel so soothed and happy it's like, notably improved my mental health significantly and it's only week 2 of classes
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
how the fuck did I live so much of my life so far from the ocean...I am right by the ocean my entire college routine now and it makes me feel so soothed and happy it's like, notably improved my mental health significantly and it's only week 2 of classes
so the tea is that they'll basically make a job for me on one of the current productions if I let the head of theatre work study know my skills and they're offering me anything from run crew to scene shop to ASM depending on what they need AND I can get paid production hours!!! so mf lit!!
September 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
so the tea is that they'll basically make a job for me on one of the current productions if I let the head of theatre work study know my skills and they're offering me anything from run crew to scene shop to ASM depending on what they need AND I can get paid production hours!!! so mf lit!!
finally got the email that my financial aid was just processed by the school just now... babysquirrel I needed that book deposit like 2 weeks ago blease just pay up...I s2g every place I buy supplies from is running a sale now and if they're all over by the time I get this money I'm gonna be Mad!!!
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
finally got the email that my financial aid was just processed by the school just now... babysquirrel I needed that book deposit like 2 weeks ago blease just pay up...I s2g every place I buy supplies from is running a sale now and if they're all over by the time I get this money I'm gonna be Mad!!!
just finished my first week of school and just sitting here having my daily seaside smoke sesh and I think this might actually be the happiest I've ever been in my life like fr it's probably never been better for me than this.
August 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just finished my first week of school and just sitting here having my daily seaside smoke sesh and I think this might actually be the happiest I've ever been in my life like fr it's probably never been better for me than this.
hey man I don't think you're supposed to be here, you gotta go!
August 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
hey man I don't think you're supposed to be here, you gotta go!
girl help! the absolutely diabolical amount of hot trade jogging near my new college campus is having me rethink uninstalling The Apps™😩
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
girl help! the absolutely diabolical amount of hot trade jogging near my new college campus is having me rethink uninstalling The Apps™😩
got the super fun sounding theatre class I was waitlisted for
August 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
got the super fun sounding theatre class I was waitlisted for