hi (with the intention of giving you a dance)
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
hi (with the intention of giving you a dance)
mind if I drop some proof of employment?
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
mind if I drop some proof of employment?
if you love dateline and “goodbye earl,” you’d love this story
don’t ask me how to make friends. the last friend I made was one of the women my ex cheated on me with.
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
if you love dateline and “goodbye earl,” you’d love this story
there’s only a handful of records left on my ultimate wishlist and it’s hard to believe I’ve amassed a collection that is high-end-valued at nearly half the price of my car and maybe that’s something I shouldn’t share anymore
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
there’s only a handful of records left on my ultimate wishlist and it’s hard to believe I’ve amassed a collection that is high-end-valued at nearly half the price of my car and maybe that’s something I shouldn’t share anymore
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a very nice girl i’ve known since we were teenagers is about to be evicted unless we can help her.
please, let’s help keep justine and her cats housed
gofund.me/e29214d9
please, let’s help keep justine and her cats housed
gofund.me/e29214d9
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May 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
a very nice girl i’ve known since we were teenagers is about to be evicted unless we can help her.
please, let’s help keep justine and her cats housed
gofund.me/e29214d9
please, let’s help keep justine and her cats housed
gofund.me/e29214d9
it’s that time of year again: stripperversary! this year we’re celebrating NINE years around the pole!
help me celebrate this momentous week! it’s like shark week but with one single stripper and no ocean!
help me celebrate this momentous week! it’s like shark week but with one single stripper and no ocean!
May 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it’s that time of year again: stripperversary! this year we’re celebrating NINE years around the pole!
help me celebrate this momentous week! it’s like shark week but with one single stripper and no ocean!
help me celebrate this momentous week! it’s like shark week but with one single stripper and no ocean!
bought fig jam for a recipe but it only requires a small amount so naturally I’m putting it on everything and feeling hella decadent
April 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bought fig jam for a recipe but it only requires a small amount so naturally I’m putting it on everything and feeling hella decadent
tfw your friend receives their gift and they love it
April 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
tfw your friend receives their gift and they love it
the most vanilla way to test our your new ring light
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the most vanilla way to test our your new ring light
a lovely patron replaced my broken ring light and I got a delivery of thongs today? I think that’s a sign
April 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
a lovely patron replaced my broken ring light and I got a delivery of thongs today? I think that’s a sign
tfw you want to make content but your ring light is broken
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
tfw you want to make content but your ring light is broken
work nostalgia is weird
March 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
work nostalgia is weird
googling “how to make your cat pay you back for chewing through the wires of your ring light”
March 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
googling “how to make your cat pay you back for chewing through the wires of your ring light”
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Not paying for lap dances is theft, according to Florida police, and worthy of a trip to jail. www.outkick.com/culture/flor...
Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Lap Dances
It's a good rule of thumb to not show up to the strip club without any money. Especially if you're going to the establishment with the purpose of getting a lap dance or two.
www.outkick.com
March 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not paying for lap dances is theft, according to Florida police, and worthy of a trip to jail. www.outkick.com/culture/flor...
hear me out: this but in black lace
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
hear me out: this but in black lace
who needs an ssri when you can just listen to two cats snoring instead?
March 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
who needs an ssri when you can just listen to two cats snoring instead?
the duality of a multi day festival with optimal weather
March 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the duality of a multi day festival with optimal weather
this might actually be the week I take the giant box of cds living in my trunk to the local used record store. might.
March 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this might actually be the week I take the giant box of cds living in my trunk to the local used record store. might.
if you see me copying and pasting my own tweets to this platform, yeah you absolutely did. working across multiple platforms is hard enough without having to think unique thoughts
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if you see me copying and pasting my own tweets to this platform, yeah you absolutely did. working across multiple platforms is hard enough without having to think unique thoughts
just saw a job listing for a “conversation partner for AI training” and wow it’s so easy to become evil now
March 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
just saw a job listing for a “conversation partner for AI training” and wow it’s so easy to become evil now
this is what happens when I take the braids out - first time with wavy hair since college
March 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
this is what happens when I take the braids out - first time with wavy hair since college
dystopia is super fun, especially the part where my historical podcasts are less entertaining and more scary because of the patterns
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
dystopia is super fun, especially the part where my historical podcasts are less entertaining and more scary because of the patterns
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Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
March 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
trying out this new diet called “but there’s a cat in my lap” where you don’t get up for a second bowl of ice cream because there’s a cat in your lap
March 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
trying out this new diet called “but there’s a cat in my lap” where you don’t get up for a second bowl of ice cream because there’s a cat in your lap
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I was born in the right generation; I love listening to records and using my polaroid.
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was born in the right generation; I love listening to records and using my polaroid.