Sara
@spectruh.bsky.social
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ADHD but wait, there’s more!
They/Them
ADHD but wait, there’s more!
Also they have the quietest hold music I’ve ever heard but also the loudest announcement voice I’ve ever heard
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Also they have the quietest hold music I’ve ever heard but also the loudest announcement voice I’ve ever heard
I’ve been on hold with my doctors office forever I just want to reschedule my procedure and take a naked hotel nap man
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’ve been on hold with my doctors office forever I just want to reschedule my procedure and take a naked hotel nap man
31 years old and I still can’t eat chocolate without getting it all over me
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
31 years old and I still can’t eat chocolate without getting it all over me
My wife just went to brave the Costco food court so I can have a lil cup of ice cream for a treat. Hubba hubba
September 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My wife just went to brave the Costco food court so I can have a lil cup of ice cream for a treat. Hubba hubba
(To the tune of Tiny Dancer) poutine gravy
August 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
(To the tune of Tiny Dancer) poutine gravy
Every time the binder I want comes back in stock my size always sells out first like come on we can’t ALL have big bagoonzas
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Every time the binder I want comes back in stock my size always sells out first like come on we can’t ALL have big bagoonzas
My wife’s birthday is on next Tuesday and I’ve been giving her a gift every day since Tuesday of this week. I didn’t exactly count how many gifts I got her so now I’m panic buying a bunch more. I just love gift giving!
August 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My wife’s birthday is on next Tuesday and I’ve been giving her a gift every day since Tuesday of this week. I didn’t exactly count how many gifts I got her so now I’m panic buying a bunch more. I just love gift giving!
Reading back all my skeets like damn I’m funny
August 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Reading back all my skeets like damn I’m funny
I want to try wearing some short press on nails but I don’t want to send my wife to the ER to fish them out because the glue doesn’t hold well enough.
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I want to try wearing some short press on nails but I don’t want to send my wife to the ER to fish them out because the glue doesn’t hold well enough.
My mom called the Russia earthquakes/tsunami a “trump/putin conspiracy to target California” What’s the opposite of Q anon?
I then used my autism superpowers to explain earthquakes and tsunami.
I then used my autism superpowers to explain earthquakes and tsunami.
August 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My mom called the Russia earthquakes/tsunami a “trump/putin conspiracy to target California” What’s the opposite of Q anon?
I then used my autism superpowers to explain earthquakes and tsunami.
I then used my autism superpowers to explain earthquakes and tsunami.
The little bit of roman catholic left in me is sad today. I can only hope the next Pope is as progressive as Pope Francis was, hopefully moreso.
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The little bit of roman catholic left in me is sad today. I can only hope the next Pope is as progressive as Pope Francis was, hopefully moreso.
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Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
April 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
Should be a crime getting comfy cozy in bed and then realizing you haven’t washed up yet
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Should be a crime getting comfy cozy in bed and then realizing you haven’t washed up yet
Ordering donuts for delivery to my house at 5am
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Ordering donuts for delivery to my house at 5am
Is anybody else having stress dreams every single night?
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is anybody else having stress dreams every single night?
Ordering Vietnamese and Dairy Queen at the same time because no one can stop me! Hahahaha! No one! I’m depressed.
January 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ordering Vietnamese and Dairy Queen at the same time because no one can stop me! Hahahaha! No one! I’m depressed.
Kids these days (yeah I’m a ‘kids these days’ person now) say they want to kill themselves or tell other people to go kill themselves as part of a regular conversation and it’s so wild. Do you know how many times my sisters have said they’re going to ‘kms’?
January 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kids these days (yeah I’m a ‘kids these days’ person now) say they want to kill themselves or tell other people to go kill themselves as part of a regular conversation and it’s so wild. Do you know how many times my sisters have said they’re going to ‘kms’?
Eeehhh close enough when I have my hair not tied up 🤷🏻
January 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Eeehhh close enough when I have my hair not tied up 🤷🏻
I wish Dump a very one nostril is always plugged but at the same time it drips. Because I don’t deserve this but he does.
January 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I wish Dump a very one nostril is always plugged but at the same time it drips. Because I don’t deserve this but he does.
Anyone else just lay in bed day after day wondering when you’ll feel good again
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Anyone else just lay in bed day after day wondering when you’ll feel good again
We decided to eat dinner before getting snacks and now we don’t want to get snacks but we obviously want the snacks
January 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
We decided to eat dinner before getting snacks and now we don’t want to get snacks but we obviously want the snacks
Someone give me something gay to watch
January 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Someone give me something gay to watch
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American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
American teens are flocking to a new video app