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Usually I can figure these out with my weak french + translate app, but this one makes no sense to me. She’s crushing his balls with a garlic press..? Or that’s what he’s saying his ex used to do. Me no know. Much to ponder
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Usually I can figure these out with my weak french + translate app, but this one makes no sense to me. She’s crushing his balls with a garlic press..? Or that’s what he’s saying his ex used to do. Me no know. Much to ponder
Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay
Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐
Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching
Vinegar syndrome beat them to it 😈 I hope they do more of these sets, I love these
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Vinegar syndrome beat them to it 😈 I hope they do more of these sets, I love these
Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…
Here’s two that stuck with me—Niko Papatakis’ The Photograph & Secure the Shadow by Kerry Laitala
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Here’s two that stuck with me—Niko Papatakis’ The Photograph & Secure the Shadow by Kerry Laitala
I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for
Beggarman back on the prowl
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Beggarman back on the prowl
No. Not anymore. If you buy a DVD now they send the big white ball from The Prisoner after you
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No. Not anymore. If you buy a DVD now they send the big white ball from The Prisoner after you
I fucking love buying DVDs ❤️🔥🤟
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I fucking love buying DVDs ❤️🔥🤟
There’s a little tape version for pt 1
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There’s a little tape version for pt 1
Extra crispy fried chicken o’ the woods mushroom bahn mis 👨🏻🍳 Needed more pickled cauliflower & jalapeños but I ran out. Bc I be snacking
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Extra crispy fried chicken o’ the woods mushroom bahn mis 👨🏻🍳 Needed more pickled cauliflower & jalapeños but I ran out. Bc I be snacking
I love when a comics delivery arrives with cool stickers on the packaging. Yes I cut these out to add to my archives. Only a fool would discard of such treasures
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I love when a comics delivery arrives with cool stickers on the packaging. Yes I cut these out to add to my archives. Only a fool would discard of such treasures
The Suppertime Beggarman returns once again…
September 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Suppertime Beggarman returns once again…
Now where have I heard this before…🧐
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now where have I heard this before…🧐
I’m always tempted to post my weekend reads to make the same joke “Not so different as they may seem…” But sometimes it’s too real.
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m always tempted to post my weekend reads to make the same joke “Not so different as they may seem…” But sometimes it’s too real.
My favorite artist Lemon Sadler
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My favorite artist Lemon Sadler
This guy keeps coming around my house at dinner time & sitting outside the kitchen window all casual like I don’t know the score. Go home man
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This guy keeps coming around my house at dinner time & sitting outside the kitchen window all casual like I don’t know the score. Go home man
Sextool was funded in part by…reuben sandwiches..? Thank you reuben sandwiches 🙏
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sextool was funded in part by…reuben sandwiches..? Thank you reuben sandwiches 🙏
I love this warning that appears at the beginning of Wakefield Poole’s docu-fantasy porno Take One. In our modern age of assuming mastery over information via the internet, we could all stand to be told every once in a while that there is nothing to understand…
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love this warning that appears at the beginning of Wakefield Poole’s docu-fantasy porno Take One. In our modern age of assuming mastery over information via the internet, we could all stand to be told every once in a while that there is nothing to understand…
Despite their many differences, I feel like the one thing these guys could all agree on was that Casey Donovan had a hot ass. And I think that’s beautiful…🥲
August 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Despite their many differences, I feel like the one thing these guys could all agree on was that Casey Donovan had a hot ass. And I think that’s beautiful…🥲