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Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay
Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐
Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching
Overheard leaving a screening of Bugonia last night
“I just don’t like what it says about all of us people.”
“What does it say about people?”
“That we’re all trash, and we should all die.”
“I just don’t like what it says about all of us people.”
“What does it say about people?”
“That we’re all trash, and we should all die.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Overheard leaving a screening of Bugonia last night
“I just don’t like what it says about all of us people.”
“What does it say about people?”
“That we’re all trash, and we should all die.”
“I just don’t like what it says about all of us people.”
“What does it say about people?”
“That we’re all trash, and we should all die.”
Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…
Donated some JT Leroy books in the Little Free Libary©️ at my next door neighbors’ house (because I like to contribute to my community) & found that someone recently added a well worn copy of John Rechy’s City of Night
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Donated some JT Leroy books in the Little Free Libary©️ at my next door neighbors’ house (because I like to contribute to my community) & found that someone recently added a well worn copy of John Rechy’s City of Night
I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for
Autechre tonight 🫶 And before you ask, the answer is yes, I executed the most pernicious female privilege available in going to shows like this by not having to wait in line for the restroom
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Autechre tonight 🫶 And before you ask, the answer is yes, I executed the most pernicious female privilege available in going to shows like this by not having to wait in line for the restroom
I love when a list prompt gets popular online & people start posting the Elena Gorfinkel “Burn the list to free your ass” essay in protest. Which now functionally says as little about you as any list of movies would 🥴
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love when a list prompt gets popular online & people start posting the Elena Gorfinkel “Burn the list to free your ass” essay in protest. Which now functionally says as little about you as any list of movies would 🥴
No. Not anymore. If you buy a DVD now they send the big white ball from The Prisoner after you
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No. Not anymore. If you buy a DVD now they send the big white ball from The Prisoner after you
I fucking love buying DVDs ❤️🔥🤟
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I fucking love buying DVDs ❤️🔥🤟
Extra crispy fried chicken o’ the woods mushroom bahn mis 👨🏻🍳 Needed more pickled cauliflower & jalapeños but I ran out. Bc I be snacking
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Extra crispy fried chicken o’ the woods mushroom bahn mis 👨🏻🍳 Needed more pickled cauliflower & jalapeños but I ran out. Bc I be snacking
I love when a comics delivery arrives with cool stickers on the packaging. Yes I cut these out to add to my archives. Only a fool would discard of such treasures
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I love when a comics delivery arrives with cool stickers on the packaging. Yes I cut these out to add to my archives. Only a fool would discard of such treasures
Now where have I heard this before…🧐
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now where have I heard this before…🧐
I’m always tempted to post my weekend reads to make the same joke “Not so different as they may seem…” But sometimes it’s too real.
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m always tempted to post my weekend reads to make the same joke “Not so different as they may seem…” But sometimes it’s too real.
My favorite artist Lemon Sadler
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My favorite artist Lemon Sadler
This guy keeps coming around my house at dinner time & sitting outside the kitchen window all casual like I don’t know the score. Go home man
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This guy keeps coming around my house at dinner time & sitting outside the kitchen window all casual like I don’t know the score. Go home man
Sextool was funded in part by…reuben sandwiches..? Thank you reuben sandwiches 🙏
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sextool was funded in part by…reuben sandwiches..? Thank you reuben sandwiches 🙏
I love this warning that appears at the beginning of Wakefield Poole’s docu-fantasy porno Take One. In our modern age of assuming mastery over information via the internet, we could all stand to be told every once in a while that there is nothing to understand…
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love this warning that appears at the beginning of Wakefield Poole’s docu-fantasy porno Take One. In our modern age of assuming mastery over information via the internet, we could all stand to be told every once in a while that there is nothing to understand…
Despite their many differences, I feel like the one thing these guys could all agree on was that Casey Donovan had a hot ass. And I think that’s beautiful…🥲
August 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Despite their many differences, I feel like the one thing these guys could all agree on was that Casey Donovan had a hot ass. And I think that’s beautiful…🥲
More from Dirty Poole—Idk much about the Stones, but I am choosing to believe Mick & the boys enjoyed their private screening of Boys in the Sand as much as they enjoyed getting loaded & birddogging chicks
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
More from Dirty Poole—Idk much about the Stones, but I am choosing to believe Mick & the boys enjoyed their private screening of Boys in the Sand as much as they enjoyed getting loaded & birddogging chicks
The youth of today could stand to learn something from this, thinking of recent arguments over terminology…Return to the tomes 🫵 This is what real trade is (from Wakefield Poole’s memoir)
August 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The youth of today could stand to learn something from this, thinking of recent arguments over terminology…Return to the tomes 🫵 This is what real trade is (from Wakefield Poole’s memoir)
Castration Movie pt 2 is so crazy mind-breakingly good. The people are not ready for this one…I wish I could share the posters drawn by a webcomix legend. But I will respect the sanctity of the Discord 🫡
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Castration Movie pt 2 is so crazy mind-breakingly good. The people are not ready for this one…I wish I could share the posters drawn by a webcomix legend. But I will respect the sanctity of the Discord 🫡