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Sparty Sonja
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Spartan. Engineer. Knitter. 🐝

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So similar to the book (except the music part).
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh no! I don’t either. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
😆, I don’t think so (my older family members hate any binge watching with a passion), however, actually watching any TV, not streaming and not including sports, might be a marker.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Right?! I thought it was the easiest question I’ve ever seen 😝. Only one of them figured out it was even star wars and picked the wrong character. The other two just didn’t answer lol.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yeah, not a fan of the highlighter collection 😆
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We honor your sacrifice. Hail Sparty
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Horrible name. Sounds like a women’s magazine ripoff of cosmo or something.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SNL should do a skit using these names for male strippers in uniform.
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
lol- I completely missed that. I must of read the screen shots a dozen times haha.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I didn’t see that comment in the screenshots, but in China unmarried men are called bare branches (I think alluding to their family tree dying w them), so it might be related to that and leftover woman is the China version of spinster.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“The enemy of my enemy is still trying to kill me” - chapter title of a book I read the other week that stuck in my head. Seems appropriate for this situation.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every other skit included Epstein last night. It was glorious, but it would have been even more hilarious if they had worked his name into every skit imo (for example, he could have been a client of the hairdresser mentioned in passing).
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Reposted by Sparty Sonja
Trump on SNL (edited from his Jan. 6 speech)

“Everyone knows I went down on Bill Clinton.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Right?! There is a flash every once in a while that gives you hope, then our QB has to run the rest of the time and our defense can’t stop a run.
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Our lines are just so bad.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Try the Audacy app. I believe the game is on 97.1 which is part of the Audacy network. I’ve listened to them before on the app.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe someone should tell trump that he would be the greatest president ever if he got a national plan in place. It would own the libs for sure wink wink.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM