Sparty Sonja
@spartysonja.bsky.social
Spartan. Engineer. Knitter. 🐝
No DMs, No OFs, No GFMs
No DMs, No OFs, No GFMs
I have reached my peak. Scrolling tv and landed on jeopardy and I knew the final answer when no contestant did. Is it age or just exceptional nerdom? The answer was ‘who is Chewbacca’.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have reached my peak. Scrolling tv and landed on jeopardy and I knew the final answer when no contestant did. Is it age or just exceptional nerdom? The answer was ‘who is Chewbacca’.
Announcers admitting this game result was not on their bingo card is pretty amusing. Same tbh
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Announcers admitting this game result was not on their bingo card is pretty amusing. Same tbh
MSU just making me laugh in delight at this point.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MSU just making me laugh in delight at this point.
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Do the California ones stick? 😲
That would redefine FAFO
That would redefine FAFO
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Do the California ones stick? 😲
That would redefine FAFO
That would redefine FAFO
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Trump on SNL (edited from his Jan. 6 speech)
“Everyone knows I went down on Bill Clinton.”
“Everyone knows I went down on Bill Clinton.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Trump on SNL (edited from his Jan. 6 speech)
“Everyone knows I went down on Bill Clinton.”
“Everyone knows I went down on Bill Clinton.”
Oh god, I’m crying SNL. That
“Unedited” Jan 6 video was brilliant .
“Unedited” Jan 6 video was brilliant .
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh god, I’m crying SNL. That
“Unedited” Jan 6 video was brilliant .
“Unedited” Jan 6 video was brilliant .
Announcers complaining the crowd booing the coaches going with a run on 3rd and 30: “I don’t know what they expect” - how about trying to get a first down. Don’t expect to get support from fans by giving up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Announcers complaining the crowd booing the coaches going with a run on 3rd and 30: “I don’t know what they expect” - how about trying to get a first down. Don’t expect to get support from fans by giving up.
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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Newspapers seem to frame what is actually happening with sanitized headlines. A more appropriate headline would perhaps be "Ineffectual Politicians Who Don't Actually Give a F*ck About Their Constituents, Can't Solve Economic Issues to Meet Basic Needs." 🤔 #FAFO
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Newspapers seem to frame what is actually happening with sanitized headlines. A more appropriate headline would perhaps be "Ineffectual Politicians Who Don't Actually Give a F*ck About Their Constituents, Can't Solve Economic Issues to Meet Basic Needs." 🤔 #FAFO
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Here it is.
Proof that Trump hires illegal immigrants.
Alejandro Juarez showed up at his routine ICE check-in and was deported to Mexico.
Turns out he was a 10-year Trump golf club employee.
Noem now saying it was a deportation mistake & scrambling to get him back.
Proof that Trump hires illegal immigrants.
Alejandro Juarez showed up at his routine ICE check-in and was deported to Mexico.
Turns out he was a 10-year Trump golf club employee.
Noem now saying it was a deportation mistake & scrambling to get him back.
ICE sent into frenzy to return longtime Trump golf employee mistakenly deported to Mexico
A longtime former employee at one of President Donald Trump's golf clubs was mistakenly deported to Mexico, The New York Times reported — sending U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement into a mad sc...
www.rawstory.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Here it is.
Proof that Trump hires illegal immigrants.
Alejandro Juarez showed up at his routine ICE check-in and was deported to Mexico.
Turns out he was a 10-year Trump golf club employee.
Noem now saying it was a deportation mistake & scrambling to get him back.
Proof that Trump hires illegal immigrants.
Alejandro Juarez showed up at his routine ICE check-in and was deported to Mexico.
Turns out he was a 10-year Trump golf club employee.
Noem now saying it was a deportation mistake & scrambling to get him back.
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The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display.
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display.
That’s it. I’m out. Between the refs, the announcers, and the play calling, I just can’t anymore tonight.
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That’s it. I’m out. Between the refs, the announcers, and the play calling, I just can’t anymore tonight.
Ah yes, only MSU penalized there. How convenient.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ah yes, only MSU penalized there. How convenient.
So Smith has no faith his team can hang in overtime.
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So Smith has no faith his team can hang in overtime.
Looked like it crossed the plane to me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Looked like it crossed the plane to me.
Time to pull the Chiles.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Time to pull the Chiles.
Come on special teams. What was that?
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Come on special teams. What was that?
Wouldn’t be a foul if Michigan did the same thing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wouldn’t be a foul if Michigan did the same thing.
Is Michigan just paying the refs now that they can’t steal signals?
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Is Michigan just paying the refs now that they can’t steal signals?
So time for Netflix yet?
October 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So time for Netflix yet?