Andrew Shaw
@spartacusmills.bsky.social
The history books will have to be rewritten. They’ll simply say John Major punched the Queen. Everything else will be a footnote.
I must have skipped the ‘obsessed with Hitler’ phase of my teenage years. Monster Munch and Beth from Neighbours possibly but never Hitler.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I must have skipped the ‘obsessed with Hitler’ phase of my teenage years. Monster Munch and Beth from Neighbours possibly but never Hitler.
Oh good. An ‘Immigration Special’. About time we heard more about immigration. No one ever seems to mention it these days.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oh good. An ‘Immigration Special’. About time we heard more about immigration. No one ever seems to mention it these days.
At least he’s this forensic with all sides
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
At least he’s this forensic with all sides
‘My lovely horse
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
‘My lovely horse
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
Something has changed in Britain. I’m not going to be specific about what it is it but you know, nudge nudge, something something our values. Those Muslims eh? Not like it used to be. Footie and a punch up. No harm in that. Can’t have a full English these days without being called a racist etc etc
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Something has changed in Britain. I’m not going to be specific about what it is it but you know, nudge nudge, something something our values. Those Muslims eh? Not like it used to be. Footie and a punch up. No harm in that. Can’t have a full English these days without being called a racist etc etc
You don’t say BBC? If only there was some sort of public service broadcaster that could help explain that to people
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You don’t say BBC? If only there was some sort of public service broadcaster that could help explain that to people
Thanks ChatGPT but I know you’re just trying to cheer me up.
August 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Thanks ChatGPT but I know you’re just trying to cheer me up.
Yes, obviously. Please BBC stop trying to even vaguely both sides this shit
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yes, obviously. Please BBC stop trying to even vaguely both sides this shit
There’s ’patriots’ and there’s patriots #Lionesses #England
July 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There’s ’patriots’ and there’s patriots #Lionesses #England
Farewell Norman Tebbitt. You were largely horrible but you did give us the greatest single headline of all time.
July 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Farewell Norman Tebbitt. You were largely horrible but you did give us the greatest single headline of all time.
Craft beer has gone too far this time
June 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Craft beer has gone too far this time
Came across this hauntingly beautiful tribute to our war dead this morning
May 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Came across this hauntingly beautiful tribute to our war dead this morning
That’ll be the Brexit freedom that stops young people living and working in 20 odd countries.
‘Can I go and work in Spain?’
‘No’
‘Why not?’
‘Because you’re so free.’
‘Can I go and work in Spain?’
‘No’
‘Why not?’
‘Because you’re so free.’
April 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That’ll be the Brexit freedom that stops young people living and working in 20 odd countries.
‘Can I go and work in Spain?’
‘No’
‘Why not?’
‘Because you’re so free.’
‘Can I go and work in Spain?’
‘No’
‘Why not?’
‘Because you’re so free.’
Jesus Christ Daily Express are we still doing this?
April 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Jesus Christ Daily Express are we still doing this?
Homophobia, killing your political opponents, invading sovereign countries and trying to overthrow liberal democracy across the world are all now woke apparently.
March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Homophobia, killing your political opponents, invading sovereign countries and trying to overthrow liberal democracy across the world are all now woke apparently.
And don’t forget you can catch J D Vance’s Freedom Seeds supporting Marillion at the Town and Country Club this Saturday. £4.50 on the door, £4 concessions
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
And don’t forget you can catch J D Vance’s Freedom Seeds supporting Marillion at the Town and Country Club this Saturday. £4.50 on the door, £4 concessions
How journalism works part 364. If you read the article:
He’s not losing his OBE. There’s not even a ‘threat’ to take it away
It’s nothing to do with Labour or Kier Starmer
He posted that Sadiq Kahn should be ‘killed’
There’s no ‘free speech row.’ Literally no one cares about this apart from him
He’s not losing his OBE. There’s not even a ‘threat’ to take it away
It’s nothing to do with Labour or Kier Starmer
He posted that Sadiq Kahn should be ‘killed’
There’s no ‘free speech row.’ Literally no one cares about this apart from him
March 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
How journalism works part 364. If you read the article:
He’s not losing his OBE. There’s not even a ‘threat’ to take it away
It’s nothing to do with Labour or Kier Starmer
He posted that Sadiq Kahn should be ‘killed’
There’s no ‘free speech row.’ Literally no one cares about this apart from him
He’s not losing his OBE. There’s not even a ‘threat’ to take it away
It’s nothing to do with Labour or Kier Starmer
He posted that Sadiq Kahn should be ‘killed’
There’s no ‘free speech row.’ Literally no one cares about this apart from him