Andrew Shaw
@spartacusmills.bsky.social
The history books will have to be rewritten. They’ll simply say John Major punched the Queen. Everything else will be a footnote.
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
I must have skipped the ‘obsessed with Hitler’ phase of my teenage years. Monster Munch and Beth from Neighbours possibly but never Hitler.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I must have skipped the ‘obsessed with Hitler’ phase of my teenage years. Monster Munch and Beth from Neighbours possibly but never Hitler.
Oh good. An ‘Immigration Special’. About time we heard more about immigration. No one ever seems to mention it these days.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oh good. An ‘Immigration Special’. About time we heard more about immigration. No one ever seems to mention it these days.
‘My lovely horse
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
‘My lovely horse
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
Running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?’
I’m really enjoying all those who lecture us about patriotism taking such a firm stand in favour of our national broadcaster. Oh hang on….
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m really enjoying all those who lecture us about patriotism taking such a firm stand in favour of our national broadcaster. Oh hang on….
Reading The Guardian in Wetherspoons like the intriguing man of contradictions that I am.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Reading The Guardian in Wetherspoons like the intriguing man of contradictions that I am.
I must confirm that your name is not ‘Betty’ and you may not call me ‘Al’
I must confirm that I am *not* a rock. Neither am I an island.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I must confirm that your name is not ‘Betty’ and you may not call me ‘Al’
Something has changed in Britain. I’m not going to be specific about what it is it but you know, nudge nudge, something something our values. Those Muslims eh? Not like it used to be. Footie and a punch up. No harm in that. Can’t have a full English these days without being called a racist etc etc
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Something has changed in Britain. I’m not going to be specific about what it is it but you know, nudge nudge, something something our values. Those Muslims eh? Not like it used to be. Footie and a punch up. No harm in that. Can’t have a full English these days without being called a racist etc etc
Fuck off. I grew up in a one parent family and I learnt enough to see you coming a mile away you grifting, brownshirt, frog faced git
Nigel Farage:
"Children who have two stable parents have a better chance in life... The most stable relationships, the ones that last the longest, tend to be between men & women... There's an awful lot of kids in the country not getting the kind of start... they deserve."
Farage has two ex-wives.
"Children who have two stable parents have a better chance in life... The most stable relationships, the ones that last the longest, tend to be between men & women... There's an awful lot of kids in the country not getting the kind of start... they deserve."
Farage has two ex-wives.
September 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fuck off. I grew up in a one parent family and I learnt enough to see you coming a mile away you grifting, brownshirt, frog faced git
I’ve never heard of this bloke before, but I’m guessing he also describes himself as pro-life.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ve never heard of this bloke before, but I’m guessing he also describes himself as pro-life.
In sure this will get the same level of scrutiny that northern working class female Labour MP gets.
“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
In sure this will get the same level of scrutiny that northern working class female Labour MP gets.
It’s time for all the talents who fucked the country last time to come together and finish the job’
Honking endorsement for Farage, Johnson et la, without a moment’s reflection that 10 years of UKIPified Tory govt created the mess they’re railing about — booming benefits bills, bond market routs, immigration surges, trade slump and investment slumps. Bring back Boris and Nadine! That’ll fix it. 🙈
September 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s time for all the talents who fucked the country last time to come together and finish the job’
You don’t say BBC? If only there was some sort of public service broadcaster that could help explain that to people
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You don’t say BBC? If only there was some sort of public service broadcaster that could help explain that to people
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Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
Hans Zimmer wrote the theme tune to Going for Gold
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hans Zimmer wrote the theme tune to Going for Gold
The short version. He didn’t.
I had knife pulled on me in migrant camp, says Conservative shadow minister
I had knife pulled on me in migrant camp, says Conservative shadow minister
Chris Philp says the incident took place as he was talking to people near Dunkirk, France.
www.bbc.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The short version. He didn’t.
The ‘high impact content’ will presumably be Gregg Wallace reading aloud from back copies of Razzle
www.thebookseller.com/news/between...
www.thebookseller.com/news/between...
Between the Covers cancelled as BBC prioritises 'high-impact content'
BBC Two’s Between the Covers with Sara Cox has been cancelled, as the BBC seeks to "prioritise high-impact content that drives viewers to iPlayer".
www.thebookseller.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The ‘high impact content’ will presumably be Gregg Wallace reading aloud from back copies of Razzle
www.thebookseller.com/news/between...
www.thebookseller.com/news/between...
Thanks ChatGPT but I know you’re just trying to cheer me up.
August 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Thanks ChatGPT but I know you’re just trying to cheer me up.
Yes, obviously. Please BBC stop trying to even vaguely both sides this shit
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yes, obviously. Please BBC stop trying to even vaguely both sides this shit
There’s ’patriots’ and there’s patriots #Lionesses #England
July 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There’s ’patriots’ and there’s patriots #Lionesses #England
They don’t know how lucky they are those Gazans do they?
July 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They don’t know how lucky they are those Gazans do they?