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What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?

(Also: Cal fan, he/him, not very good at social media)
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Oski as the Sicko from the Onion political cartoon, holding The Axe, saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I…didn’t think it was THAT loud
Screenshot of receipt for Teenage Bottlerocket concert
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Post your favorite #StarTrek character. Wrong answers only.
Kenny from South Park
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I had to.
Zohran fo New York City style poster that says 1 2 3 for 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Oski the bear dancing near Cal cheerleaders Caption: “HATERS GONNA HATE”
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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…I realize this probably wasn’t the energy you were delivering, but…
A red ball with overlaid text “Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.”
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Oski, the Cal mascot, with his eyes altered to suggest laser beams coming out of them
September 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Fatal Instinct (1993): Critics 17% Audience 40%
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I freely admit that this is, in the wider scheme of things, a very small thing to be thrilled about, and a lot of people have good reasons to not support this company. I’m finding my joy where I can. This stuff has been hard to find.
A 12-pack of caffeine-free full calorie Coca Cola
March 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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god dammit
2-10 with one FBS win over Cal by 5 points
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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While I’m thinking about this, please enjoy a mildly relevant image that appeared on my feed pretty close to this:
Newsweek headline: Mitch McConnell Falls Down Senate Stairs: What We Know
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Suddenly had a random thought that, while certainly not my own, seemed appropriate for #hbp99 and #hbp100. (Also, congratulations on 100!)
Inigo Montoya and Fezzig outside the tree that holds the entrance to The Pit of Despair. From the movie The Princess Bride.
February 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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breakfast of champions
#turbodog
Pitcher of Abita Turbodog, next to plastic cups of same
February 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Taskmaster New Years Treat trophy - a golden pair of eyebrows on a stand
January 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Image: Giant right hand with index finger pointing directly at viewer Text: “No* *No For more information, please reread this poster”
January 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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It's taken me ages to realise, but if Frodo had led a chicken along on a bit of string, and made the chicken carry the ring all the way, no risk of Frodo turning evil. Sure the chicken might turn nasty but realistically how much damage to middle earth can one evil chicken cause Feathers McGraw
January 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Merry #Christmas!
Geordi LaForge meme Top panel (Geordi disapproves): Arguing about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie Bottom panel (Geordi approves): Arguing about whether or not Linus and Lucy is a Christmas song
December 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Kenny from South Park
December 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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“Ken? Ken, uh, passed away. Batara-BOATING! Boating accident. Tragic. Anyway, merry Christmas! Ho ho ho…”
Batman 12-inch action figure wearing a dark red jacket with white lining and a Santa hat, next to Barbie 12-inch action figure wearing a Santa hat and a red minidress with white fur trim.
December 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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have we hit peak Snoop yet
December 8, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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yay, it’s snowplow naming season
Snowplow and Salt Truck names Plowy McPlowface Taylor Drift Alex Snowvechkin Elvis Plowsley Frost and Flurrious Melton John Plow Force One Smithsnownian
December 6, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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Or for those of us of a slightly less Linuxy persuasion:
He’s making a table, He’s sorting it twice, SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = ‘nice’ SQL Clause is coming to town…
December 5, 2024 at 5:01 AM