Apparently there was a trend in the 70s of chopping the Honda Z series to fit in bus cargo bays. I've always wanted something street legal to carry like this, and I haven't found any modern cars the right size. Maybe I need to look at older smaller cars?

$900 estimate to repair the furnace means I'm doing things the old fashioned way for a week while I order the parts to do it myself.

Today's laundry puzzle. Hand washing this disc binder wasn't difficult, just time consuming to get into all the plastic-cloth-plastic pocket layers. Drying required a bit of brainstorming.

I'm a big fan of weird auctions, but this email subject line is a new extreme for me.

It took four weeks for my new court-appointed attorney, who I've never met, to return my phone call in advance of the 10/10 hearing. I bet it's going to be another continuance. How many times do I have to appear in court before I can show the video of me not committing the crime?

My partner's new... bookbark? barkmark? mookbark? birchmark?

Celebrating finally getting rid of the squatters and starting to clean out to move. Tomorrow and Sunday, come take free stuff from my place in Whitinsville MA. Furniture, books, housewares, lumber, 40ft storage container, giant foam sheet rolls, jacuzzi, clothes, etc.

Walmart has Fillo's Walking Tamales on clearance 90% off in some stores. We ate a few, they are decent, well worth $0.125 per tamale. Expires in 18 months, stock up now for camping trips?

Is "Cakesters" supposed to be a portmanteau? What is the second word? Are these Cake Imposters? Cake Tasters? Cake Monsters?
Or are they using -ster as a generic [re]nounification suffix, like "hipster"?

Just go to the lawyer store and pick a lawyer off the shelf.

"wHy doNt yoU JuSt gET a lAWYer?"

Saw a few turkeys walking by out my window this afternoon. They noticed me after I stuck my phone up to the blinds for the photo, but didn't spook.

To help illustrate the level of maturity and hilarity I'm dealing with, here's one of my problem tenants in a ghost costume covering up a security camera after breaking into one of my other bedrooms (not for the first time, hence the camera).

I'm not very good at this whole viral meme culture war stuff, but this felt like a good place to at least try.

I'm doing some analysis of the raw data from the "liberals love rocks more than family" viral heatmap image. We already knew people were misinterpreting it, but I had no idea by how much. There's so much more info in there.

Would it be possible to expand as many computable values as possible, to produce the "simplest" possible view with no uncomputable values?

e.g. the first attached image, I think could be represented as the second attached image?