mark woods
@sparkymarky1973.bsky.social
Chef, writer of dark and extreme horror fiction, movie lover.
Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2.
Proud member of The 37 Club.
Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/
Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2.
Proud member of The 37 Club.
Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/
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Seriously. Is there any show currently on tv better than #slowhorses?
Roll on season 6…
There simply aren’t enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!
Roll on season 6…
There simply aren’t enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Seriously. Is there any show currently on tv better than #slowhorses?
Roll on season 6…
There simply aren’t enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!
Roll on season 6…
There simply aren’t enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!
I DID rewatch Netflix’s Troll the other night, for the third time I might add, and still really enjoyed it ahead of Troll 2 coming on December 1st.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping it’s as much fun as the first.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping it’s as much fun as the first.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I DID rewatch Netflix’s Troll the other night, for the third time I might add, and still really enjoyed it ahead of Troll 2 coming on December 1st.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping it’s as much fun as the first.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping it’s as much fun as the first.
So, watched the first Wicked last night and that’s 2 1/2 hours I’m never ever getting back. It’s an interesting take on The Wizard Of Oz, but if you took out all the singing and trimmed the fluff at the beginning, it would be a much shorter film. (And yes, I DO know it’s a musical!)
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
So, watched the first Wicked last night and that’s 2 1/2 hours I’m never ever getting back. It’s an interesting take on The Wizard Of Oz, but if you took out all the singing and trimmed the fluff at the beginning, it would be a much shorter film. (And yes, I DO know it’s a musical!)
Did anyone ever actually ask for Disney live-action remakes? I mean, IS there actually any demand for them or is it just a cash-grab?
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Did anyone ever actually ask for Disney live-action remakes? I mean, IS there actually any demand for them or is it just a cash-grab?
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The new Røry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.
The new Røry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.
RØRY - DEAD GIRL WALKING
YouTube video by RØRY
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November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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The new Røry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.
The new Røry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.
One of my #37club besties said today to me “how do you not know you’re neurodivergent?” And you know what? Never felt more seen, like she just validated everything I’ve ever suspected and like she was surprised I didn’t know.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One of my #37club besties said today to me “how do you not know you’re neurodivergent?” And you know what? Never felt more seen, like she just validated everything I’ve ever suspected and like she was surprised I didn’t know.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.
In love with this cover - gives off very spooky vibes!
Thanks for the chat, Mary! Loved the theming.
I'm still promoting my upcoming book Autumnborn: a.co/d/hrt7n5q
There is also a free teaser for it to read here on my patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/autumn...
#HorrorWritersChat
I'm still promoting my upcoming book Autumnborn: a.co/d/hrt7n5q
There is also a free teaser for it to read here on my patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/autumn...
#HorrorWritersChat
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
In love with this cover - gives off very spooky vibes!
#HorrorWritersChat!
A trailer I made for my latest release…
A trailer I made for my latest release…
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#HorrorWritersChat!
A trailer I made for my latest release…
A trailer I made for my latest release…
#HorrorWritersChat!
Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational
Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational
Q4 is up. Ten minutes to outro and the promo: I am still working my way through. You're all wonderful busy bees today and I adore you!
This one is a little easier. No archetypes!
#HorrorWritersChat
This one is a little easier. No archetypes!
#HorrorWritersChat
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
#HorrorWritersChat!
Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational
Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational
#HorrorWritersChat!
My male characters often mistakenly think they’re the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear
My male characters often mistakenly think they’re the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear
Q3. I'm doing what I can to answer everyone, and repost, so bear with me. So I don't keep you waiting, I'll throw out 3. Interpret this one how you like. I know many queer folks like me do not align masculinity with man shaped. And with horror, we love to subvert our tales.
#HorrorWritersChat
#HorrorWritersChat
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#HorrorWritersChat!
My male characters often mistakenly think they’re the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear
My male characters often mistakenly think they’re the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear
#HorrorWritersChat!
Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.
Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.
Well then, #HorrorWritersChat. What's an archetype anyway? I jest. We're all writers here... after alllllllll....
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#HorrorWritersChat!
Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.
Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.
#HorrorWritersChat!
Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately it’s what damns us all - no-one ever thinks they’re the bad guy
Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately it’s what damns us all - no-one ever thinks they’re the bad guy
Here we go, #HorrorWritersChat!
Q1 has arrived. It's international men's day today, and I thought actually that's a good topic. Not the easiest one to build questions around, either. So if I do not hit the mark I am sure you will forgive me.
As usual, no links, no pitches, not till the end.
Q1 has arrived. It's international men's day today, and I thought actually that's a good topic. Not the easiest one to build questions around, either. So if I do not hit the mark I am sure you will forgive me.
As usual, no links, no pitches, not till the end.
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
#HorrorWritersChat!
Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately it’s what damns us all - no-one ever thinks they’re the bad guy
Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately it’s what damns us all - no-one ever thinks they’re the bad guy
#vss365 You’ve always got #options. Even when life feels hopeless and you feel like there’s only one way out, it doesn’t need to be. There’s always a choice. You just need to have hope. That tomorrow will be better. You don’t know what tomorrow will bring and if you choose to go, you never will.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Meeting my #37club besties (well, a few of them) for secret Santa.
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Meeting my #37club besties (well, a few of them) for secret Santa.
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?
My wife is watching #imacelebrity and it’s ironic, Ruby Wax has had so much work done her face now looks like it’s melted wax.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My wife is watching #imacelebrity and it’s ironic, Ruby Wax has had so much work done her face now looks like it’s melted wax.
#vss365
Their #goal was to travel to the far reaches of the universe and converse with alien civilisations, unfortunately the aliens were not so keen and destroyed their ship the moment it first entered orbit.
“Bloody humans,” said one alien.
“Parasites,” said the other, and the first alien nodded.
Their #goal was to travel to the far reaches of the universe and converse with alien civilisations, unfortunately the aliens were not so keen and destroyed their ship the moment it first entered orbit.
“Bloody humans,” said one alien.
“Parasites,” said the other, and the first alien nodded.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Getting ready for #Download2026 listening to some of the bands I’ve not heard of, while making a playlist for Mrs.Sparky. why have none of you guys ever told me about ANKOR?
They’re bloody brilliant, give off real Lake Malice vibes, and definitely now topping my list of bands I want to try and see!
They’re bloody brilliant, give off real Lake Malice vibes, and definitely now topping my list of bands I want to try and see!
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Getting ready for #Download2026 listening to some of the bands I’ve not heard of, while making a playlist for Mrs.Sparky. why have none of you guys ever told me about ANKOR?
They’re bloody brilliant, give off real Lake Malice vibes, and definitely now topping my list of bands I want to try and see!
They’re bloody brilliant, give off real Lake Malice vibes, and definitely now topping my list of bands I want to try and see!
(1/2) People have asked me which of these two books they should read first.
Honestly, it doesn’t really matter.
The Tape house chronologically came first, and acts as a prequel, but One Halloween Night was finished and released first last year as part of my Holiday Horror series.
Honestly, it doesn’t really matter.
The Tape house chronologically came first, and acts as a prequel, but One Halloween Night was finished and released first last year as part of my Holiday Horror series.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
(1/2) People have asked me which of these two books they should read first.
Honestly, it doesn’t really matter.
The Tape house chronologically came first, and acts as a prequel, but One Halloween Night was finished and released first last year as part of my Holiday Horror series.
Honestly, it doesn’t really matter.
The Tape house chronologically came first, and acts as a prequel, but One Halloween Night was finished and released first last year as part of my Holiday Horror series.
*Realises he’s been neglecting Bluesky lately because…you know, author stuff*
Moves to rectify that situation
Moves to rectify that situation
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
*Realises he’s been neglecting Bluesky lately because…you know, author stuff*
Moves to rectify that situation
Moves to rectify that situation
I don’t know why I never hear more people taking about #slowhorses on Apple TV.
Do people just not have Apple?
Do they not realise just how good Gary Oldman is in that role?
Do people just not have Apple?
Do they not realise just how good Gary Oldman is in that role?
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don’t know why I never hear more people taking about #slowhorses on Apple TV.
Do people just not have Apple?
Do they not realise just how good Gary Oldman is in that role?
Do people just not have Apple?
Do they not realise just how good Gary Oldman is in that role?
My latest book just went live!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My latest book just went live!!
My latest book just went live!
A small group of teens enter an old abandoned house in the woods called The Tape house, but how many of them will come out?
#ukhorror #ukhorrorauthor
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FY4TCDS...
A small group of teens enter an old abandoned house in the woods called The Tape house, but how many of them will come out?
#ukhorror #ukhorrorauthor
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FY4TCDS...
The Tape House
The Tape House eBook : Woods, Mark : Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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October 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
My latest book just went live!
A small group of teens enter an old abandoned house in the woods called The Tape house, but how many of them will come out?
#ukhorror #ukhorrorauthor
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FY4TCDS...
A small group of teens enter an old abandoned house in the woods called The Tape house, but how many of them will come out?
#ukhorror #ukhorrorauthor
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FY4TCDS...