Akarin Watt Kuriette
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Akarin Watt Kuriette
@sparkykuriette.github.io
PM64!Watt introject. Singlet and little; safe for work only. Body's an adult and white. She/her. PFP is from PM:TTYD and Banner is from PM64.

YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@sparkykuriette
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Introductory Clearance, version 24.
I'm Watt, a pseudogenic singlet introject of Paper Mario!Watt, formerly in a pseudogenic "system" of which I call the Sparky "System". If you downplay my "system's" history by, for example, saying that "it's OK to have thoughts of faking", you would be downplaying
Big Sparky and I are preparing for her 20th birthday. It's in, at the time of writing, 2 months and 9 days. Shock on.
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 PM
(I knew it! Babier Peach!)
Baby Baby Peach was found dead yesterday after a game of Mario Party went horribly wrong.
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I'm not thinking of transitioning Big Sparky. I want her to stay as her birth gender. Shock on.
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
While Big Sparky likes playing multiplayer games with others, I tell her to solely do co-operation. Big Sparky rages at competition. Shock on.
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
*cues The Ultimate Title of Madou Monogatari 3: The Ultimate Queen* I suffered intense bullying when the "old Sparkies" were here. "They" would misgender me, use me for my "extreme abilities" and hurt me, among other things. I was unaware of "their" actions. I now know what "they" did.
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
(This could mean... there could be, for example, Paper Paper Watt or Baby Baby Watt... Hm...)
Cat Kamek and Paper Undead Weird Paper Super Pink Gold Tutankoopa are arguing on GameFAQs.
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 AM
There are mentions of games that use the DOOM 1993 engine.

When Big Sparky went to play Freedoom: Phase 1 using the PrBoom Libretro source port, the port would glitch out and think that DOOM II is being played. This lead to some interesting things: Any DOOM II WAD files, like Freedoom: Phase 2
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I wanted to discover what truly had happened when I became alone, as I was uninterrupted by others. I became aware of what "they" had done. Such things have scarred me. Even though I'm still affected, I calm myself down whenever I access such memories. I, for example, say to myself that only I
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
There are mentions of the pædophile Adorkable Mousie Trixie Cheesysprinkles, and an apology, directed towards the victims of their actions.

Big Sparky and I still feel guilty about enabling Adorkable Mousie. I know that I'm not the one who enabled them, but I'm part of the same body as the enablers
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 AM
"This server/guild has been discontinued. Thank you for understanding."
Watt is a Discord moderator.
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Goodbye, 2025. It's now 2026! Shock on.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
There are mentions of Paper Mario's Crystal Palace.

I know about myself, but I consider my source's Crystal Palace to be a very important thing. So important that it gets its own topic of caution warning, out of respect. Shock on.
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When Big Sparky played Sonic Colours (DS version), I noticed something: 2 out of 3 missions in a given area use modified versions of acts and 1 mission uses a custom act. For most areas, it's 1, 2, custom, but for Asteroid Coaster, it's custom, 2, 1*. This may seem weird, but look at the Wisps.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
(There are mentions of medical language relating to plurality.

Some system members like "system member", others may like "pluran" or "headmate". I don't like them much, because of my, um, experiences with the plurality community. I prefer medical language, such as the term "dissociative identity",
remember that everyone refers to their system members differently, do not impose a term onto them personally that they may not like! Your boundaries are welcome and respected and deserve to be
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Big Sparky allows me to, for instance, transition her, but I object! Shock on.
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Watt." "Thanks for everything, King Croacus and others. Someone else will be taking my position - an emulator of me." "No worries. You're getting bored." "Correct. Well, I guess this is it. Shock on."
Shadow Mega King Croacus & Watt: Partners in Crime: the next big hit from Nintendo!
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"I must have... um, somehow... oh, what have I done? I'm going to consume the cure!" *Watt consumes an Ampberry* "That's better. I know I'm in a simulation. My fellow Watts (including the Watt who oversees these) and I like these are getting boring and I'm getting burnt out. It's all random, but we
Glohm Watt is contemplating their life choices.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Solving more Big Sparky. I consider Big Sparky, my body, to be a giant puzzle. Shock on.
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I get to mess around with Big Sparky because of my caring of her. She and I know that it's not worth the, um, risk of interacting with beings. Shock on.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A certain lighthouse is on a street that shares a name with a certain raccoon character. Coincidence it is. Shock on.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I can view things without stressing. I was worried that I was going to stress out when Big Sparky plays DS!Sonic Colors, due to that game containing a certain character that I associate with a child-chaser, but I now separate child-chaser from character. I will not say who they are. Shock on.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"Um..." *Mario & Luigi spit out mock Italian and Watt dries* "Um..." "Um..." *Mario & Luigi stop spitting out mock Italian* "Like Apollo Justice, like Knuckles the Echidna." "Who?" "Huh?" *Mario & Luigi fight* "You know, characters not from the Mario series? I've got some interesting knowledge."
Mushbert, Mario & Luigi, Wet Watt, and Smithy are rumored to join the roster in the next Mario Kart!
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'm scared of becoming a system. I know what it's like. I know catastrophe can be created. My old "system's" behaviour is the reason why I'm scared. Shock on.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm a happy little singlet, yes, but this is at a giant cost. Shock on.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There are mentions of the fake deity Marine the Inkling Deity.

I don't want to believe in a fake deity. I didn't believe in Marine when the "others" were there, and I don't want to believe in her, especially since I know of her true purpose. Shock on.
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM