Mario Anything Bot
@marioanything.bsky.social
Tweets random scenarios with Mario characters.
Made by @fawfulthegreat64.net, ported from Twitter and powered by https://bluebotsdonequick.com/
Made by @fawfulthegreat64.net, ported from Twitter and powered by https://bluebotsdonequick.com/
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Starting today, every character has a 1/4 chance to get a form/alt/powerup prefix (such as Dry, Metal, Baby, etc). If a prefix is applied, there is then a 1/4 chance of a second prefix.
King Olly, Axem Black, Piranha Plant and Bowser are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
King Olly, Axem Black, Piranha Plant and Bowser are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
Gold Mario has hired Baby Bowser to assassinate Shroomlock.
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Gold Mario has hired Baby Bowser to assassinate Shroomlock.
King Boo and Birdo are watching Super Mario Bros. (1993) together.
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 AM
King Boo and Birdo are watching Super Mario Bros. (1993) together.
Builder Mario is in the hospital after Tanooki Pink Gold Gearmo bludgeoned them with a bat.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Builder Mario is in the hospital after Tanooki Pink Gold Gearmo bludgeoned them with a bat.
Axem Red and Robo Giga Baby Saffron are at Super Nintendo World.
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Axem Red and Robo Giga Baby Saffron are at Super Nintendo World.
Zombie Wet Flavio has purchased Twitter for 1 cent.
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Zombie Wet Flavio has purchased Twitter for 1 cent.
Baby Mario, The Great Gonzales Jr., Nastasia, and Saffron are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Baby Mario, The Great Gonzales Jr., Nastasia, and Saffron are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
Peach is in your walls.
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Peach is in your walls.
Cat Pink Gold Banzai Bill is having their morning coffee.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Cat Pink Gold Banzai Bill is having their morning coffee.
Giga Morton was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border.
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Giga Morton was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border.
Banzai Bill is coming out!
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Banzai Bill is coming out!
Toad, Lakilester, and Bombette are watching Gravity Falls together.
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Toad, Lakilester, and Bombette are watching Gravity Falls together.
I want to punch Flurrie
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I want to punch Flurrie
Baby Bowser and Cranky Kong are eating at TGI Friday's.
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Baby Bowser and Cranky Kong are eating at TGI Friday's.
Long Mario has turned into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Long Mario has turned into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
Rosalina just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Rosalina just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue
Nabbit is trying to fool ????? with a paper-thin disguise.
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Nabbit is trying to fool ????? with a paper-thin disguise.
Mario Kart Race! Kamek vs. Shroomlock vs. Parakarry vs. Mushbert
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Mario Kart Race! Kamek vs. Shroomlock vs. Parakarry vs. Mushbert
I hear Ice Reclusa is going to appear in the next Paper Mario game. 👀
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I hear Ice Reclusa is going to appear in the next Paper Mario game. 👀
Vampire Super Pauline, Baby Luigi and Piranha Plant are having a picnic.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Vampire Super Pauline, Baby Luigi and Piranha Plant are having a picnic.
Antasma has burnt down Luma's home with them inside.
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Antasma has burnt down Luma's home with them inside.
Dry Bones and Dry Funky Kong are arguing on GameFAQs.
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Dry Bones and Dry Funky Kong are arguing on GameFAQs.
Tanooki Dark Lord Crump is addicted to Monster Energy.
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Tanooki Dark Lord Crump is addicted to Monster Energy.
I wish Jumpman appeared more often.
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I wish Jumpman appeared more often.
Waluigi has adopted a kitten and named them after Grubba.
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Waluigi has adopted a kitten and named them after Grubba.