Sparky Johnson
@sparky-johnson.bsky.social
An enigmatic brunette with amnesia.
50 should be the minimum age to go on the bachelor.
November 1, 2023 at 11:38 PM
50 should be the minimum age to go on the bachelor.
Get a little liquor in me and I start pulling up the Lawrence Welk show on youtube
October 26, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Get a little liquor in me and I start pulling up the Lawrence Welk show on youtube
The actors strike needs to END I cannot watch Will and Jada do this anymore someone please get this man in tights and a cape.
October 16, 2023 at 1:01 PM
The actors strike needs to END I cannot watch Will and Jada do this anymore someone please get this man in tights and a cape.
I can't get a Buffalo chicken sandwich and an iced Americano at the same place because God knows it would make me too powerful.
October 6, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I can't get a Buffalo chicken sandwich and an iced Americano at the same place because God knows it would make me too powerful.
Morning Wikipedia dive - fossilized doodoos from the rock hythrax (perfume ingredient) are kosher for the same reason eggs are.
October 6, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Morning Wikipedia dive - fossilized doodoos from the rock hythrax (perfume ingredient) are kosher for the same reason eggs are.
They kicked commander out of the white house because they were afraid he was going to fight Selma Blair's service dog.
October 5, 2023 at 12:16 PM
They kicked commander out of the white house because they were afraid he was going to fight Selma Blair's service dog.
If Taylor and Travis break up who is gonna kiss and smooch our big football boy? Patrick?!
October 4, 2023 at 10:41 PM
If Taylor and Travis break up who is gonna kiss and smooch our big football boy? Patrick?!
Some guy: tattoos are stupid. You wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a bentley
me:
me:
October 3, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Some guy: tattoos are stupid. You wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a bentley
me:
me:
"Britney Spears is obsessed with knives" so what? I'm obsessed with baseball bats some of us cannot legally own a gun.
October 3, 2023 at 3:19 PM
"Britney Spears is obsessed with knives" so what? I'm obsessed with baseball bats some of us cannot legally own a gun.
NFL fans and swifties
October 1, 2023 at 5:17 PM
NFL fans and swifties
Buildng a hype house in the sims full of comedians and tech gurus so I can burn it to the ground.
October 1, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Buildng a hype house in the sims full of comedians and tech gurus so I can burn it to the ground.
Can't stand her music but I am thrilled for Taylor Swift. I also dated whiny nerds through my 20s and then married the first jock that came into my life. I am broody enough for the both of us, I needed a husband with golden retriever energy.
September 25, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Can't stand her music but I am thrilled for Taylor Swift. I also dated whiny nerds through my 20s and then married the first jock that came into my life. I am broody enough for the both of us, I needed a husband with golden retriever energy.
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Urban Meyer on the college football pregame looking like absolute ass lol.
September 23, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Urban Meyer on the college football pregame looking like absolute ass lol.
Denny's just served me the strongest bloody Mary I have ever had and it was $6.
September 23, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Denny's just served me the strongest bloody Mary I have ever had and it was $6.
We've been doing this for three and a half years but I still can't get an appointment for the new vaccine until next week.
September 19, 2023 at 12:06 PM
We've been doing this for three and a half years but I still can't get an appointment for the new vaccine until next week.
Getting tarred and feathered and drove out the west side by a pitchfork mob for going the speed limit.
September 16, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Getting tarred and feathered and drove out the west side by a pitchfork mob for going the speed limit.
I will never understand the infield fly rule even tho it has been explained to me several times. I imagine this is how some people feel about bitcoin.
September 15, 2023 at 11:23 PM
I will never understand the infield fly rule even tho it has been explained to me several times. I imagine this is how some people feel about bitcoin.
Hard not to get caught up in the spirit when our boys have a chance to cream one of the world's richest sex pests. I hope they play dirty.
September 10, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Hard not to get caught up in the spirit when our boys have a chance to cream one of the world's richest sex pests. I hope they play dirty.
I had a nightmare about finally beating the goblin queen in baldurs gate three and forgetting to save.
September 10, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I had a nightmare about finally beating the goblin queen in baldurs gate three and forgetting to save.
Sexy thigh high compression socks
September 6, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Sexy thigh high compression socks
If the fitbit can't tell I'm sleeping did I even?
September 5, 2023 at 6:37 PM
If the fitbit can't tell I'm sleeping did I even?
Me, addressing my followers
September 2, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Me, addressing my followers
My husband is obsessed with Dumb and Dumber. It is a fine film by any measure but I must admit I just don't get it.
September 2, 2023 at 12:18 PM
My husband is obsessed with Dumb and Dumber. It is a fine film by any measure but I must admit I just don't get it.