Sparklesorus Hex
@sparklesorushex.bsky.social
Expert parallel parker, 1-handed texting aficionado, closet gamer, aspiring gardener, Self-Bagging Champ (‘22-‘23). Professionally unserious. Working to become your favorite urban legend. Everything I will or have ever said or posted is satire and/parody.
When red maples are not at all red.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When red maples are not at all red.
Sometimes I crave veggies
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes I crave veggies
Good Morning - there is still beauty in this world. Let’s do what we can to help it grow.
July 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Good Morning - there is still beauty in this world. Let’s do what we can to help it grow.
Spotted while walking my dog. This most excellent specimen was completely unfazed by me or my dog.
May 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spotted while walking my dog. This most excellent specimen was completely unfazed by me or my dog.
The cherry blossoms are all gone so I’m glad I got this pic. Now, suddenly, it’s muggy, mosquito season.
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The cherry blossoms are all gone so I’m glad I got this pic. Now, suddenly, it’s muggy, mosquito season.
My jasmine bloomed today. Happy Earth Day!
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My jasmine bloomed today. Happy Earth Day!
Clearly I need a bigger desk because there’s not enough room for both of us under this one.
January 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Clearly I need a bigger desk because there’s not enough room for both of us under this one.
Cheers to the new year!
January 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Cheers to the new year!
Tank says hello.
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Tank says hello.