Sparklesorus Hex
@sparklesorushex.bsky.social
Expert parallel parker, 1-handed texting aficionado, closet gamer, aspiring gardener, Self-Bagging Champ (‘22-‘23). Professionally unserious. Working to become your favorite urban legend. Everything I will or have ever said or posted is satire and/parody.
When red maples are not at all red.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When red maples are not at all red.
My mom used to tell me I needed to clean up my act. I still don’t know what that means.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My mom used to tell me I needed to clean up my act. I still don’t know what that means.
Sometimes I crave veggies
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes I crave veggies
I miss the gentle summer rains. I can remember the last one. It’s just really loud thunderstorms and heat.
August 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I miss the gentle summer rains. I can remember the last one. It’s just really loud thunderstorms and heat.
Good Morning - there is still beauty in this world. Let’s do what we can to help it grow.
July 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Good Morning - there is still beauty in this world. Let’s do what we can to help it grow.
If you light up your fireworks in a residential area, I wish nothing but the absolute worst that life has to offer.
July 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you light up your fireworks in a residential area, I wish nothing but the absolute worst that life has to offer.
So this is what the next level of hell looks like.
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So this is what the next level of hell looks like.
Some people are actual rocket scientists. Some people are smart enough to be rocket scientists. Some people are neither of those things.
June 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Some people are actual rocket scientists. Some people are smart enough to be rocket scientists. Some people are neither of those things.
Spotted while walking my dog. This most excellent specimen was completely unfazed by me or my dog.
May 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spotted while walking my dog. This most excellent specimen was completely unfazed by me or my dog.
When will the too-tight, ill-fitting suit trend pass? Very few enjoyers of this trend have invested in a solid relationship with a tailor and it shows. Make it stop.
May 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
When will the too-tight, ill-fitting suit trend pass? Very few enjoyers of this trend have invested in a solid relationship with a tailor and it shows. Make it stop.
The more I garden, the more I hate grass lawn.
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The more I garden, the more I hate grass lawn.
The cherry blossoms are all gone so I’m glad I got this pic. Now, suddenly, it’s muggy, mosquito season.
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The cherry blossoms are all gone so I’m glad I got this pic. Now, suddenly, it’s muggy, mosquito season.
Billionaires should be required to travel economy at least twice a year.
April 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Billionaires should be required to travel economy at least twice a year.
My jasmine bloomed today. Happy Earth Day!
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My jasmine bloomed today. Happy Earth Day!
I think the brain worm is still very much alive and winning.
April 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think the brain worm is still very much alive and winning.
I want to go outside, but outside hates me right now.
April 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I want to go outside, but outside hates me right now.
I say ‘no worries’ a lot considering the state of things.
April 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I say ‘no worries’ a lot considering the state of things.
My job takes so much time out of my day.
March 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My job takes so much time out of my day.
Infinity Nikki is my new therapist.
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Infinity Nikki is my new therapist.
Libraries? Museums? These guys are just the worst of the worst.
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Libraries? Museums? These guys are just the worst of the worst.
The Hubster and I suddenly felt an urgent need to repaint most of our house ourselves. The new color, the steady zen of covering the old color with a fresh, clean wash of new paint has been therapeutic, but still this MF’re has me doing all the trim.
March 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Hubster and I suddenly felt an urgent need to repaint most of our house ourselves. The new color, the steady zen of covering the old color with a fresh, clean wash of new paint has been therapeutic, but still this MF’re has me doing all the trim.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an axolotl and a penguin at the same place at the same time so….
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an axolotl and a penguin at the same place at the same time so….
Are teenagers always grumpy or just when they’re around me?
February 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Are teenagers always grumpy or just when they’re around me?
I’ve got French bread making in the bread maker and now the house smells soooo good. But, the delicious aroma has made us all to hungry to wait and now we’re ordering pizza.
February 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’ve got French bread making in the bread maker and now the house smells soooo good. But, the delicious aroma has made us all to hungry to wait and now we’re ordering pizza.