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Sparkapus Human
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That's Sparkapus!
His human is more tolerant, less sharp.
'Expert' behind the scenes in pro photo market.

Profile pic: a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter.
Banner pic: sunlit reeds in a dried lake bed
I played pick-up soccer with a Russian guy one summer. He was working as an independent contractor apparently. At the end of the year, he was pulling stuff out his bag, and he had like 50+ parking tickets.

Was out of town next year. I'm sure nothing was paid. Tickets or taxes.
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Curious how your dentist would feel about this endeavor.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
1. Ugh. Going for the most dislikeable team in the NHL?

2. Binnington's best/only strength is his puck movement. Not a pressing need for the Oilers*

3. The Oil D will make Binnington's save% and GAA even worse!

4. Oil need Dmen who can play D*

*Plan for Nurse and Bin to share goal & bypass D?
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My family lore is that we were related to Marry Ann Rutledge.
No way to check it afaik, but just because I heard stories of her and Lincoln pre-internet, makes me think there is probably at least truth to the Rutledge-Lincoln love connection.

Or not... but I'm predisposed to believe it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
'A chance to do the funniest thing...'
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Discovered it yesterday. I should have been more proactive and aware like yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You could take my accidental and unfortunate approach... just wait until this happens.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Should we know the justification of harms perpetuated purportedly on our behalf?

I'm going with yes.

Harms that forfeit the morality of human standards of decency are not only a national security risk. They can escalate to threaten the right to exist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Messaging his cult.

Along with his 'if it's good for me it's legal' shtick.
He's absolutely trying to incite violence. Stay tuned for more pointed references of which individuals are bad "for the country".

As the enormity of his crimes and perversions are exposed, he gets even more dangerous
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
66 was the better player and better man. Unfortunately, injuries and illness are part of the full equation.

But 99 has been an a-hole for a long time. A mean drunk, who drinks all the time. Not strong enough to overcome whatever sadness and insecurities he has.

99 = the sad one
66 = the good man
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
(Calendar cover looks great!)
😉
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I assume it's about getting the Aussies out.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now if we could just normalize velomobiles...
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Canadian here, but if I ever saw any stuff like that go down, I'd be be dropping shit where I stand, walking out and never coming back.

I'm not heading back to Home Depot, even in Canada, if they're tolerating this.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#UCP introduces performative BS red tape. Provides no additional resources. Failure ensues.

Muni affairs minister: Our fiat decree was perfect.

The bumkins that keep saddling us with these arrogant incompetents are killing us.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And then he came out with his milquetoast 'I'm not a radical on either side, please keep buying my albums' brave stance.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"And I deal fairly with all women, and raise my staff against none save in the way of kindness."
-Jurgen
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I prefer the 2nd, and wonder if I'm the only one seeing the frog rock?
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM