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Sparkapus Human
@sparkapus.bsky.social
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That's Sparkapus!
His human is more tolerant, less sharp.
'Expert' behind the scenes in pro photo market.

Profile pic: a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter.
Banner pic: sunlit reeds in a dried lake bed
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December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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You could take my accidental and unfortunate approach... just wait until this happens.
A small row boat stored upside down near a snow covered garden. A dead tree has fallen and basically caved in the boat.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Now if we could just normalize velomobiles...
A chart sourced from Scientific American that shows how amazingly efficient bike riding is compared to all travel in the animal kingdom, as measured by calories spent per weight per distance. Bike riding being the most efficient, only surpassed by a person riding a velomobile.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Which is the better AB license plate redesign?
#UCP #Alberta
AB license plate similar to existing traditional design with FUC*UPS as the plate number, and 'Wildly GUllible County' below. AB license plate similar to existing traditional design with FUC*UPS as the plate number, and 'Wildly GUllible County' below. U, C, and P are highlighted with blue in the plate #.
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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JFC. We're never gotta get rid of the effing show once RFK discovers
A graph showing the specious correlation between viewership of The Big Bang Theory and google searchs for 'how to make baby'. Image credit to https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious/correlation/
October 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Silhouette looking a bit like the current U.S. president, with "The Enemy Within." written within the silhouette.
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I always hear Boomtown
Letterkenny character Boomtown noted for his one word assessment of people.
September 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Classic photo of 4 guys moving a soccer net
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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More of us
Multitude of little fish forming a bigger fish chasing and about to engulf a large singular fish
September 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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some of it seems a little prescient
Wiki page snip showing conspiracy theory suggesting... pretty much 2025
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Top law enforcement of the land applying some backhanded justice.
Paint huffing Warriors dude
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Poster in Cyrillic with rocket and red star behind. Graphic design circa 1984 user
July 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The lovely Marisa Tomei on the stand in My Cousin Vinny with the subtext "JD Vance is Wrong"
May 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Enjoying the hue.
A sunset illuminating trees and clouds with a foreground of unlit reeds, willow, and young poplar silhouetted in the sky.
April 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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New Kids on the Block album cover edited to say New Turds in the Bowl. Hankin' Tough. Trump face swapped
April 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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New Kids on the Block album cover edited to say New Turds in the Bowl. Hankin' Tough. Trump face swapped in
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Your close up is much more attractive, but I raise you a bunch of little hopeful tomato plants.
A tray with seed trays that have 60 individual compartments. There appears to be a good germination rate, with approximately 55 hopeful little baby tomato plants emerging and beginning their quest to grow and bask in the sun.
March 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, about to launch into 'out of order/flame thrower' tirade.
March 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Screenshot from My Cousin Vinny with Joe Pesci's character saying " everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you"
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The GF is on her second. Incredibly good on gas, at least on the highway.

Unfortunately, if someone tries to steal one and gets stuck, it turns out... very flammable.
A torched Saturn Vue resting halfway in a ditch on the side of a gravel road. Thieves had torched the car after getting stuck.
February 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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New York Times article with the headline. "Trump, without citing evidence, blames D.E.I. and Democrats for plane crash".
January 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Promotional photo of 1977 TV show CHiPs.
January 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Just stumbled on an old photoshop thing I did for some reason.
A photo of Evander Holyfield, missing s chunk of his ear, with the same facial tattoo that Mike Tyson has.
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM