sparcus 🎮
@sparcus87.bsky.social
62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I got my Analogue 3D shipping notification! It's actually happening!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got my Analogue 3D shipping notification! It's actually happening!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
*slight Pokémon Legends: Z-A postgame spoilers*
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
*slight Pokémon Legends: Z-A postgame spoilers*
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
It took 1310 puzzles, but my Wordle starter was finally the word of the day!
I finally got it in one!
I finally got it in one!
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It took 1310 puzzles, but my Wordle starter was finally the word of the day!
I finally got it in one!
I finally got it in one!
My brain when tech bros talk about "blockchain":
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My brain when tech bros talk about "blockchain":
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Low effort DK in-coming.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Low effort DK in-coming.
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 22 - October 22
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
A solid entry in the Borderlands series with a D&D spin. Great looking game with a fun story and fantastic voice cast. Controls and gameplay are expectedly smooth. Legendary drops still hit that dopamine.
Game 22 - October 22
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
A solid entry in the Borderlands series with a D&D spin. Great looking game with a fun story and fantastic voice cast. Controls and gameplay are expectedly smooth. Legendary drops still hit that dopamine.
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 22 - October 22
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
A solid entry in the Borderlands series with a D&D spin. Great looking game with a fun story and fantastic voice cast. Controls and gameplay are expectedly smooth. Legendary drops still hit that dopamine.
Game 22 - October 22
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
A solid entry in the Borderlands series with a D&D spin. Great looking game with a fun story and fantastic voice cast. Controls and gameplay are expectedly smooth. Legendary drops still hit that dopamine.
It took some time to decide, but I finally chose my Pokémon Legends: Z-A starter!
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It took some time to decide, but I finally chose my Pokémon Legends: Z-A starter!
Will my players press the buttons in the correct order or will they take 2d8 poison damage to the face?
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Will my players press the buttons in the correct order or will they take 2d8 poison damage to the face?
I'm sorry, Jack, Honey... Honey Jack. But I've moved on.
It's not you, it's me. I need a change.
It's not you, it's me. I need a change.
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm sorry, Jack, Honey... Honey Jack. But I've moved on.
It's not you, it's me. I need a change.
It's not you, it's me. I need a change.
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 21 - October 10
Hades II
Gods, I love Supergiant Games. While I may like the Hades I story more, II surpasses it in the smoothness of gameplay. Music, art, characterization, voice acting, all so damn good.
And sexy gods.
I love this game.
Game 21 - October 10
Hades II
Gods, I love Supergiant Games. While I may like the Hades I story more, II surpasses it in the smoothness of gameplay. Music, art, characterization, voice acting, all so damn good.
And sexy gods.
I love this game.
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 21 - October 10
Hades II
Gods, I love Supergiant Games. While I may like the Hades I story more, II surpasses it in the smoothness of gameplay. Music, art, characterization, voice acting, all so damn good.
And sexy gods.
I love this game.
Game 21 - October 10
Hades II
Gods, I love Supergiant Games. While I may like the Hades I story more, II surpasses it in the smoothness of gameplay. Music, art, characterization, voice acting, all so damn good.
And sexy gods.
I love this game.
Honey Jack kinda night
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Honey Jack kinda night
I'm somewhere in the 20s or 30s I think. I just beat the surface boss last night! I made a mfing shotgun out of the skulls and just blasted him in the face until he died.
October 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm somewhere in the 20s or 30s I think. I just beat the surface boss last night! I made a mfing shotgun out of the skulls and just blasted him in the face until he died.
After much consideration, I decided to go more personal than just the Abbey Road silhouette.
This is the first two measures of the Beatles' "In My Life" which is the song my mom and I danced to at my wedding.
It's exactly what I wanted; clean, readable, with a bit of flair.
This is the first two measures of the Beatles' "In My Life" which is the song my mom and I danced to at my wedding.
It's exactly what I wanted; clean, readable, with a bit of flair.
October 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
After much consideration, I decided to go more personal than just the Abbey Road silhouette.
This is the first two measures of the Beatles' "In My Life" which is the song my mom and I danced to at my wedding.
It's exactly what I wanted; clean, readable, with a bit of flair.
This is the first two measures of the Beatles' "In My Life" which is the song my mom and I danced to at my wedding.
It's exactly what I wanted; clean, readable, with a bit of flair.
Now I want a burrito
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Now I want a burrito
Might not be the best idea...
![Two comic panels after Peter Parker, having taking off his black Spider-Man suit, has beaten Kingpin bloody.
In the first panel, Peter is holding Kingpin's bleeding mouth open with his wrist and threatens to "pour a steam of webbing deep into [Kingpin's] throat," to kill him.
In the second panel, close-up on Peter's face, says "it takes three seconds."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aqaaqzixxlknqefxunis4kwi/bafkreid2ujxeyualm7dobeun6tcy4zjlvljrkutretzkkjcjialqu22lny@jpeg)
September 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Might not be the best idea...
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 19 - September 28
Abiotic Factor
What a fantastic co-op experience with my best friend. A love letter to Half-Life atmosphere in a survival-crafter package with great progression and a solid story. It bounces between trippy, funny, beautiful, creepy, and more.
Game 19 - September 28
Abiotic Factor
What a fantastic co-op experience with my best friend. A love letter to Half-Life atmosphere in a survival-crafter package with great progression and a solid story. It bounces between trippy, funny, beautiful, creepy, and more.
September 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 19 - September 28
Abiotic Factor
What a fantastic co-op experience with my best friend. A love letter to Half-Life atmosphere in a survival-crafter package with great progression and a solid story. It bounces between trippy, funny, beautiful, creepy, and more.
Game 19 - September 28
Abiotic Factor
What a fantastic co-op experience with my best friend. A love letter to Half-Life atmosphere in a survival-crafter package with great progression and a solid story. It bounces between trippy, funny, beautiful, creepy, and more.
ALERT: This is not a drill!
I have curly fries.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I have curly fries.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ALERT: This is not a drill!
I have curly fries.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I have curly fries.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just started up that new Borderlands game!
September 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just started up that new Borderlands game!
"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck."
So friggin' excited about this little guy.
#PokemonGo
So friggin' excited about this little guy.
#PokemonGo
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck."
So friggin' excited about this little guy.
#PokemonGo
So friggin' excited about this little guy.
#PokemonGo
You may be special, but are you "tagged in the second post by world-famous, scantily-clad, definitely-real lunamary00" special? I don't think so. 😏
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You may be special, but are you "tagged in the second post by world-famous, scantily-clad, definitely-real lunamary00" special? I don't think so. 😏