sparcus 🎮
@sparcus87.bsky.social
62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.
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@sparcus87.bsky.social
· Sep 1
You can't spell September without #promosky! I think.
🎮Video Games
🗡️Zelda
🕹️Pokémon
🧙🏾♂️Baldur's Gate 3
⚔️Roguelites
🧬Abiotic Factor
🖥️PC
💨Avatar: The Last Airbender
🕸️Spider-Man
🚀Star Wars
🧝🏻♀️Lord of the Rings
🪄Critical Role
🎲DnD / D&D
📚DM
🧱LEGO
🎶"Weird" Al Yankovic
👹Dandadan
👨🏫Teaching
🎮Video Games
🗡️Zelda
🕹️Pokémon
🧙🏾♂️Baldur's Gate 3
⚔️Roguelites
🧬Abiotic Factor
🖥️PC
💨Avatar: The Last Airbender
🕸️Spider-Man
🚀Star Wars
🧝🏻♀️Lord of the Rings
🪄Critical Role
🎲DnD / D&D
📚DM
🧱LEGO
🎶"Weird" Al Yankovic
👹Dandadan
👨🏫Teaching
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I got my Analogue 3D shipping notification! It's actually happening!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got my Analogue 3D shipping notification! It's actually happening!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
I have to reduce my salt intake because my doctor is recommending a low-chlorine diet.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I have to reduce my salt intake because my doctor is recommending a low-chlorine diet.
Did I make the financially irresponsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT last night even though I have a huge backlog?
No. I made the financially responsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT /and/ Vampire Survivors because they were in a *bundle*.
No. I made the financially responsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT /and/ Vampire Survivors because they were in a *bundle*.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did I make the financially irresponsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT last night even though I have a huge backlog?
No. I made the financially responsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT /and/ Vampire Survivors because they were in a *bundle*.
No. I made the financially responsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT /and/ Vampire Survivors because they were in a *bundle*.
Hey game, if my level 100 alpha Dragonite is in the middle of Dragon Rushing that unsuspecting Houndoom and its owner happens to turn around, we did not get "caught off guard".
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey game, if my level 100 alpha Dragonite is in the middle of Dragon Rushing that unsuspecting Houndoom and its owner happens to turn around, we did not get "caught off guard".
[old-timey boxing announcer voice]
In the red corner, the tea and Zero Sugar Dr Pepper needed to make it through evening parent-teacher conferences.
In the blue corner, the NyQuil capsules required to not feel like crap tonight.
Ready? Fight. 🛎️
In the red corner, the tea and Zero Sugar Dr Pepper needed to make it through evening parent-teacher conferences.
In the blue corner, the NyQuil capsules required to not feel like crap tonight.
Ready? Fight. 🛎️
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
[old-timey boxing announcer voice]
In the red corner, the tea and Zero Sugar Dr Pepper needed to make it through evening parent-teacher conferences.
In the blue corner, the NyQuil capsules required to not feel like crap tonight.
Ready? Fight. 🛎️
In the red corner, the tea and Zero Sugar Dr Pepper needed to make it through evening parent-teacher conferences.
In the blue corner, the NyQuil capsules required to not feel like crap tonight.
Ready? Fight. 🛎️
To answer the question posed in "Seasons of Love" from 1996's Tony Award winning musical RENT:
In dishwasher cycles
In dishwasher cycles
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To answer the question posed in "Seasons of Love" from 1996's Tony Award winning musical RENT:
In dishwasher cycles
In dishwasher cycles
*slight Pokémon Legends: Z-A postgame spoilers*
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
*slight Pokémon Legends: Z-A postgame spoilers*
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
Like your typical six-year-old in 2025, my son has recently been obsessed with The Real Ghostbusters.
(Available streaming for free with commercials on The Roku Channel)
(Available streaming for free with commercials on The Roku Channel)
a cartoon of a man with a backpack is smiling
Alt: The camera pans to the right as each of the four main characters in The Real Ghostbusters takes out their proton blaster.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Like your typical six-year-old in 2025, my son has recently been obsessed with The Real Ghostbusters.
(Available streaming for free with commercials on The Roku Channel)
(Available streaming for free with commercials on The Roku Channel)
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Been really enjoying this little indie game called "Pocket Monsters" recently
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Been really enjoying this little indie game called "Pocket Monsters" recently
I might not be the world's *best* dad, but I'm watching The Muppet Movie (1979) with my kid, so I say that puts me pretty close.
a group of muppets including kermit and miss piggy say keep believing
Alt: a group of muppets including kermit and miss piggy say keep believing
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I might not be the world's *best* dad, but I'm watching The Muppet Movie (1979) with my kid, so I say that puts me pretty close.
It took 1310 puzzles, but my Wordle starter was finally the word of the day!
I finally got it in one!
I finally got it in one!
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It took 1310 puzzles, but my Wordle starter was finally the word of the day!
I finally got it in one!
I finally got it in one!
I got Chinese food for dinner tonight and I'm already excited for leftovers tomorrow.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I got Chinese food for dinner tonight and I'm already excited for leftovers tomorrow.
Leaked reports reveal the Epstein Files are hidden in the GTA VI code.
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Leaked reports reveal the Epstein Files are hidden in the GTA VI code.
Forgot it was No Nut November and ate a Snickers
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Forgot it was No Nut November and ate a Snickers
My brain when tech bros talk about "blockchain":
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My brain when tech bros talk about "blockchain":
That's telekinesis, Kyle.
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
That's telekinesis, Kyle.
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
2025: The Year of Completion
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Game 23 - November 1
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
A great entry into the series with a solid, surprisingly mature story, and fantastic cast of characters. Looks and runs really well, even on S1. Ultimately, I like but don't love the new fight mechanics.
Low effort DK in-coming.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Low effort DK in-coming.
*hanging upsidedown*
L-9
L-9
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*hanging upsidedown*
L-9
L-9
Really enjoying Assassin's Creed: Kalos so far.
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Really enjoying Assassin's Creed: Kalos so far.
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"I forgot to check, do we have picante sauce in the fridge?"
"Can you come here and help me with something stupid" 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"I forgot to check, do we have picante sauce in the fridge?"
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Pokémon Z-A
Pokémon ZA
PokéZA
Pokéza
P-za
Pizza
Pokémon Z-A
Pokémon ZA
PokéZA
Pokéza
P-za
Pizza
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Pokémon Z-A
Pokémon ZA
PokéZA
Pokéza
P-za
Pizza
Pokémon Z-A
Pokémon ZA
PokéZA
Pokéza
P-za
Pizza