Spanny Tampson
@spannytampson.bsky.social
Gymnastics curmudgeon. Gymcastic alum.
You never fail to credit Sarah and Suzanne when acknowledging your own successes. It's very classy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
You never fail to credit Sarah and Suzanne when acknowledging your own successes. It's very classy.
Gonna be hard to top Better Call Salt.
December 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Gonna be hard to top Better Call Salt.
Fucking right you will.
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Fucking right you will.
You are Simone. And this is your Pearl of Doha. Should you have to go out and compete with a kidney stone? Absolutely not. But you can and you will and we will be here for you unconditionally, whether you land on your feet or your face. We love you.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
You are Simone. And this is your Pearl of Doha. Should you have to go out and compete with a kidney stone? Absolutely not. But you can and you will and we will be here for you unconditionally, whether you land on your feet or your face. We love you.
Every day I wonder how that red flannel bitch from the Pete Buttigieg v college kids debate feels about her choices
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Every day I wonder how that red flannel bitch from the Pete Buttigieg v college kids debate feels about her choices
My 13th reason
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My 13th reason
It's an unknowable mystery
November 27, 2024 at 10:41 PM
It's an unknowable mystery
Also "her training and rigid diet combine to keep her tiny." Well done, 1995.
November 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Also "her training and rigid diet combine to keep her tiny." Well done, 1995.
Also Nadia's interpretation that a 14 yr old pretending to play the piano on FX is considered "flirting."
November 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Also Nadia's interpretation that a 14 yr old pretending to play the piano on FX is considered "flirting."
Note the *surf virtually* note. Really dates things.
November 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Note the *surf virtually* note. Really dates things.
Do we report as misinformation or?
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Do we report as misinformation or?
Stalking your socials for Lizzie pics was the highlight of my week and absolutely the best use of my Saturday
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Stalking your socials for Lizzie pics was the highlight of my week and absolutely the best use of my Saturday
Fuck the typos. If typos are a measurement of the loss and bereavement of one of this world's most beloved beacons of joy and light then d9eo6d6dydgg655w
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Fuck the typos. If typos are a measurement of the loss and bereavement of one of this world's most beloved beacons of joy and light then d9eo6d6dydgg655w
I do not accept this. I do not accept this at all.
November 23, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I do not accept this. I do not accept this at all.
No one chooses the dead parent card, but once it's given to you, you're allowed to play it wherever whenever for the rest of time. It's just how the rules were written.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
No one chooses the dead parent card, but once it's given to you, you're allowed to play it wherever whenever for the rest of time. It's just how the rules were written.
Fascinating! Restricted how?
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Fascinating! Restricted how?
Was Dr Pepper busy?
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Was Dr Pepper busy?