Note the *surf virtually* note. Really dates things.

So last night before bed I was looking through old newspaper articles, as one does, and came across this relic of pure creepiness.

Consider @gymcastic.bsky.social Commentary Hall of Shame.

Then guess how old the subject of this article is.

Pouring one out for one of the @gymterpets.bsky.social 's classiest, most beloved good girls.

Lizzie was a gift. Thank you @dvorameyers.bsky.social for sharing this beautiful soul with us.