A conversation I had tonight made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt and my mascara found its way all over my face. I didn't realise until I got home.
Absolute coal miner aesthetic.
5 stars.
Absolute coal miner aesthetic.
5 stars.
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A conversation I had tonight made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt and my mascara found its way all over my face. I didn't realise until I got home.
Absolute coal miner aesthetic.
5 stars.
Absolute coal miner aesthetic.
5 stars.
@spanner.bsky.social dropped in for some pussy and there's tumbleweeds blowing around this joint. The humanity!
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
@spanner.bsky.social dropped in for some pussy and there's tumbleweeds blowing around this joint. The humanity!
Bodysuit induced frontal wedge.
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bodysuit induced frontal wedge.
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In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
February 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
A 'BA' recently joined my team and asked me to help her compose a reply to an email because she doesn't usually deal with stakeholders.
BA my arse. My ARSE!
BA my arse. My ARSE!
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A 'BA' recently joined my team and asked me to help her compose a reply to an email because she doesn't usually deal with stakeholders.
BA my arse. My ARSE!
BA my arse. My ARSE!
Someone's finch(?) (I assume pet, never seen one here before) flew into my glass door and knocked himself for six.
I thought he was dead but a few mins later he shook it off and he was on his way again, disheveled and determined. Good chap.
I thought he was dead but a few mins later he shook it off and he was on his way again, disheveled and determined. Good chap.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Someone's finch(?) (I assume pet, never seen one here before) flew into my glass door and knocked himself for six.
I thought he was dead but a few mins later he shook it off and he was on his way again, disheveled and determined. Good chap.
I thought he was dead but a few mins later he shook it off and he was on his way again, disheveled and determined. Good chap.
@smolkibbi.bsky.social @torbloke.bsky.social I believe in farting for good not evil but still... You have to appreciate this tactic.
“A young woman has pleaded guilty to harassment in the UK’s first ‘cyber-farting’ case after bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with videos of her breaking wind.” metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/w...
HT @thesizzleau.bsky.social, of course.
HT @thesizzleau.bsky.social, of course.
Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex
metro.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
@smolkibbi.bsky.social @torbloke.bsky.social I believe in farting for good not evil but still... You have to appreciate this tactic.
I complain about how little time I have for actual work when I work in town but even I have to admit, speaking to people face to face is so much nicer.
January 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I complain about how little time I have for actual work when I work in town but even I have to admit, speaking to people face to face is so much nicer.
@mrfantapants.bsky.social happy birthday to my favourite bedfellow! I hope it's a lovely day!
January 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@mrfantapants.bsky.social happy birthday to my favourite bedfellow! I hope it's a lovely day!
My undies are wedged fair up my clacker and my slacks are too tight to retrieve them. Flossin'
January 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My undies are wedged fair up my clacker and my slacks are too tight to retrieve them. Flossin'
Sleeping in my tent tonight to listen to bird song & wind down after a busy day.
I'm fairly certain I can hear a rat scurrying, there's baby screaming nearby and my cat is whining at the door because he's jealous I'm outside with ratty.
I also live under a flight path.
How's the serenity?
I'm fairly certain I can hear a rat scurrying, there's baby screaming nearby and my cat is whining at the door because he's jealous I'm outside with ratty.
I also live under a flight path.
How's the serenity?
January 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Sleeping in my tent tonight to listen to bird song & wind down after a busy day.
I'm fairly certain I can hear a rat scurrying, there's baby screaming nearby and my cat is whining at the door because he's jealous I'm outside with ratty.
I also live under a flight path.
How's the serenity?
I'm fairly certain I can hear a rat scurrying, there's baby screaming nearby and my cat is whining at the door because he's jealous I'm outside with ratty.
I also live under a flight path.
How's the serenity?
Going out for dinner with a friend who is basically The Liver King. Dreading the thought of where he will choose...
Having mental images of Henry VIII slurping his ale while groping the nearest bosom, shouting something incoherent & then sucking the meat off a bone & throwing it to the hounds.
Having mental images of Henry VIII slurping his ale while groping the nearest bosom, shouting something incoherent & then sucking the meat off a bone & throwing it to the hounds.
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Going out for dinner with a friend who is basically The Liver King. Dreading the thought of where he will choose...
Having mental images of Henry VIII slurping his ale while groping the nearest bosom, shouting something incoherent & then sucking the meat off a bone & throwing it to the hounds.
Having mental images of Henry VIII slurping his ale while groping the nearest bosom, shouting something incoherent & then sucking the meat off a bone & throwing it to the hounds.
@spanner.bsky.social have you done the Milford Track puss?
January 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@spanner.bsky.social have you done the Milford Track puss?
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God it was so nice to have an iconic genius old man die and not have to go through discourse about loving his work even though he did sex crimes or punched his wife
January 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
God it was so nice to have an iconic genius old man die and not have to go through discourse about loving his work even though he did sex crimes or punched his wife
Son was getting embarrassed about my public playlists because his friends haved found my profile. So naturally I made this today... I'm quite happy with it.
January 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Son was getting embarrassed about my public playlists because his friends haved found my profile. So naturally I made this today... I'm quite happy with it.
FML accidentally bought my son dry clean only pants.
January 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
FML accidentally bought my son dry clean only pants.
Forced system updates on my work PC improve my mental health.
I never shut that shitshow down & the amount of tabs I have open at any given time is off the charts ridiculous. Same as my head.
Post update I don't restore anything & feel unburdened by my reference obsession.
Until the next time.
I never shut that shitshow down & the amount of tabs I have open at any given time is off the charts ridiculous. Same as my head.
Post update I don't restore anything & feel unburdened by my reference obsession.
Until the next time.
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Forced system updates on my work PC improve my mental health.
I never shut that shitshow down & the amount of tabs I have open at any given time is off the charts ridiculous. Same as my head.
Post update I don't restore anything & feel unburdened by my reference obsession.
Until the next time.
I never shut that shitshow down & the amount of tabs I have open at any given time is off the charts ridiculous. Same as my head.
Post update I don't restore anything & feel unburdened by my reference obsession.
Until the next time.
Reposted by K
You know the rules.
in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
January 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You know the rules.
I was trying to think of things that 'give me the ick' recently but couldn't put my finger on anything specific that wasn't widely considered an ick.
Saw an attractive man playing some slot machine game on his phone just now. That'll do it.
Saw an attractive man playing some slot machine game on his phone just now. That'll do it.
January 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was trying to think of things that 'give me the ick' recently but couldn't put my finger on anything specific that wasn't widely considered an ick.
Saw an attractive man playing some slot machine game on his phone just now. That'll do it.
Saw an attractive man playing some slot machine game on his phone just now. That'll do it.
D'ya think I'd get fired if I put up a permanent MS teams status saying 'I have extremely limited capacity at this time. I do not respond to messages with no question or directive eg. 'Hi'. If my status is set to 'busy' or 'do not disturb' this is not an invitation to cold call me with no context'
December 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
D'ya think I'd get fired if I put up a permanent MS teams status saying 'I have extremely limited capacity at this time. I do not respond to messages with no question or directive eg. 'Hi'. If my status is set to 'busy' or 'do not disturb' this is not an invitation to cold call me with no context'
@robcoco.bsky.social there's still time.
December 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
@robcoco.bsky.social there's still time.