Stuart Palmer
@spalm.bsky.social
Professional engineer. Recovering academic. Working with data to improve work safety in Victoria. Opinions my own. https://stuartpalmer2.github.io/spalm/index.html
Like ships passing in the ... morning.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Like ships passing in the ... morning.
Won't say which r/Australian_university this comes from, but someone gets it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Won't say which r/Australian_university this comes from, but someone gets it.
My automatic Windows desktop wallpaper today is literally an unsolicited dik dik.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My automatic Windows desktop wallpaper today is literally an unsolicited dik dik.
Even Office 365 now at Adobe levels of AI desperation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Even Office 365 now at Adobe levels of AI desperation.
Google search is almost totally broken now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Google search is almost totally broken now.
Yesterday we made a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef to go with Ravioli. Today we are making a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef and a kg of lamb to go with Lasagnas. We're like Pauly and Vinnie here.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yesterday we made a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef to go with Ravioli. Today we are making a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef and a kg of lamb to go with Lasagnas. We're like Pauly and Vinnie here.
Found out where all the old crypto ATMs ended up. Brisbane airport. Guess what? They're still a rip off.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Found out where all the old crypto ATMs ended up. Brisbane airport. Guess what? They're still a rip off.
Unsolicited email just received from ChatGPT. You can taste their desperation.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Unsolicited email just received from ChatGPT. You can taste their desperation.
AI dogshit going strong over in Zuckland.
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
AI dogshit going strong over in Zuckland.
Spooks out feeding the chooks today.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Spooks out feeding the chooks today.
Now at Adobe levels of desperation over at Google.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Now at Adobe levels of desperation over at Google.
Saw this on the way. I have no explanation.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Saw this on the way. I have no explanation.
Is this the biggest clickbait in Australia's history? Trying to imagine the mind of the SEO-pilled ABC social team, but I can't think that small.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is this the biggest clickbait in Australia's history? Trying to imagine the mind of the SEO-pilled ABC social team, but I can't think that small.
Completely understandable slip.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Completely understandable slip.
Master E getting in some of his favourite activity at the Ghazeepore Road rail crossing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Master E getting in some of his favourite activity at the Ghazeepore Road rail crossing.
What even is a generation?
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What even is a generation?
Pale and dry is how I'm feeling. About to fix one of those.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Pale and dry is how I'm feeling. About to fix one of those.
The "100 bits in a box" set I bought from Jaycar years ago has paid off over and over for getting into tamper-proof appliances. It was the active core of the plug flex that had become flaky from being squashed and bent over and over. It's always the squashed and bent plug flex.
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The "100 bits in a box" set I bought from Jaycar years ago has paid off over and over for getting into tamper-proof appliances. It was the active core of the plug flex that had become flaky from being squashed and bent over and over. It's always the squashed and bent plug flex.
Was just at the Ceres Temperance Hall. Wine is a mocker.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Was just at the Ceres Temperance Hall. Wine is a mocker.
They basically have.
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They basically have.