Steve Paeschke
spaeschke.bsky.social
Steve Paeschke
@spaeschke.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Tattoo artist. In that order.
Based out of SE Michigan.
Ha! Sure thing, Nutlick.
May 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why are they even attending? If the best you have is a ping pong paddle, pink outfit, or yellow and blue tie, just stay your ass at home.
March 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Quick answer: yes. Yes, they will.

Anything to not have to take responsibility for actual governance.
January 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Again, this is what they voted for and they deserve to get it. I’m sorry if you’re a decent person and this is harming you. Maybe vote next time.
January 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Oh no!

Who will keep our pizza shops and Chuck E. Cheese franchises free of diddlers now??? He was like the very stupid, gullible Batman of our society. He wasn’t the hero we wanted. He was the hero we needed.
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yeah. I'm okay with you going on a list.

I remember standing in line to meet Mickey with my wife and 5 year old, and the childless couple in front of us were thrilled to be meeting Mickey. There has to be a German word for the amount of contempt I felt towards that couple.
January 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Err, not 100% a fan of the Count’s design.
December 26, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I was about to get all pedantic on you till I looked up Florida’s age of consent law, and yes indeed! Dude is a statutory rapist after all!
a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
You’d think in a fancy restaurant like this that they could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails that you can’t even see the food!

Not go back in the kitchen and bring us those little cheese sandwiches you talked us out of!
December 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I don’t understand why he can’t dress like a real boy.

Shit, I own a tattoo shop and as a 50 year old man, I realize that if I dressed like my 20-something employees, I’d look ridiculous. If I can muster up the energy to wear jeans and a dress shirt for my job, he can wear a damned tie at least.
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Can any of these people sense the pitchfork sharpening that’s going on while they fuck around?
December 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Wow! That's really disappointing. I had no idea. There was always a certain amount of grumbling about the Turks, and figured that there would be a lot of resentment of all the refugees taken in from Syria, but had no idea Germany was letting white power concerts go on.
December 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I remember when I was stationed around Nuremberg in the mid-90's, that any time skinheads showed up at a volksfest the polizei were on them like stink on a monkey. Is that still the case, or have the Nazis gotten sneakier, or has 30 years kind of dimmed society's zeal to tamp it down?
December 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM
What's to stop them from opening this up to the general public? My pockets aren't super deep, but I'd love to own a piece of a real newspaper.
December 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Yawn. This will be forgotten and you get no credit for the good things you do.

Have we learned nothing? Can we stop going high now? How about if we start with the scrotum kicking?
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I just said the same thing. You get no credit for being responsible. Stop removing all of those rakes that you know the republicans will step on.
December 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Oh, come on!

You guys are so uptight. Just like my neighbor. Soooo offended when I said I was going to come over while he was gone and bang his wife. I and el Jefe Trump clearly aren’t the assholes here. You all are just too woke.
December 18, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Honestly, I’m kind of warning up to the whole “the worse, the better” accelerationist viewpoint. In hindsight, it was probably a mistake in the first admin to hope that the “adults” and the system would contain him.

Let people get the whole enchilada of what they voted for.
December 18, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I get it. I do. Having a hard time not going full nihilist, George Carlin-style. 😂
December 18, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I don’t know. Personally, I think you should oppose the Kash Patels and Tulsis of the world. RFK? Let’s give “the people” what they voted for.

When measles make a comeback and the morning after pill disappears, well, FAFO, America.
December 18, 2024 at 11:04 AM
I would guess, yeah? Probably? Bezos is an awful human being, so even if she is Cruella Deville it’s probably better.
December 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
It’s really a fantastic site. Well worth the yearly subscription. Plus, you get the archives going back all the way to the civil war.
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I find Nolan incredibly overrated. I tend to think he’s just gone downhill since Memento. Y’know, when he could still write naturalistic dialogue, rather than just using characters to shout exposition.
December 18, 2024 at 2:02 AM