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Keith
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I found the internet :(
March 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Oops.
My arch enemy gravity strikes again.
(I wasn’t hurt, and nothing was broken)
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It’s “put a blanket over the duvet” kind of weather.

Being ill doesn’t help. :(
January 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Oh look, it’s 3am. Must be time for coughing fits and retching again.
At least it’s not Covid this time I guess…
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Welcome to the distant year of 2025!

(Also known as The Year of the Luminous Lemur)
January 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Soon it will be Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone.
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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A colourful start to December. :)
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Apparently this is a thing.
So here I am.
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 PM