Karmajax
@spacemuffinz.bsky.social
Artistic but useless. A nobody in a nothingtown.
Spacemuffinz on tumblr, but I'm barely there much.
Tt is where I primarily live, now this is a new nesting ground I'm checking out.
Spacemuffinz on tumblr, but I'm barely there much.
Tt is where I primarily live, now this is a new nesting ground I'm checking out.
I love how retired ppl like to sit at the gas station, like 5hrs a day, everysingleday, and have the same convos, day in, day out, with anyone that walks by, whining about life to all their friends, and bragging about acting verbally abusive to some waitstaff for their coffee pot being empty
July 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love how retired ppl like to sit at the gas station, like 5hrs a day, everysingleday, and have the same convos, day in, day out, with anyone that walks by, whining about life to all their friends, and bragging about acting verbally abusive to some waitstaff for their coffee pot being empty
I wanna hear a cover of freak on a leash as sung by Taz, the Tasmanian Devil.
I feel like it should exist already, and I can't find it
I feel like it should exist already, and I can't find it
July 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I wanna hear a cover of freak on a leash as sung by Taz, the Tasmanian Devil.
I feel like it should exist already, and I can't find it
I feel like it should exist already, and I can't find it
Convo with a customer I just had:
: I got gas out there on #3
: ok I need $40
: I PUT GAS IN MY TRUCK AND A GAS CAN
: ok u pumped $40 worth so I need $40.
: *continues to stand there staring at me like 😐*
: *13 ppl in line now*
: I NEED THE RECIEPT
: first u need to pay
: *angrily writes check*
: I got gas out there on #3
: ok I need $40
: I PUT GAS IN MY TRUCK AND A GAS CAN
: ok u pumped $40 worth so I need $40.
: *continues to stand there staring at me like 😐*
: *13 ppl in line now*
: I NEED THE RECIEPT
: first u need to pay
: *angrily writes check*
June 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Convo with a customer I just had:
: I got gas out there on #3
: ok I need $40
: I PUT GAS IN MY TRUCK AND A GAS CAN
: ok u pumped $40 worth so I need $40.
: *continues to stand there staring at me like 😐*
: *13 ppl in line now*
: I NEED THE RECIEPT
: first u need to pay
: *angrily writes check*
: I got gas out there on #3
: ok I need $40
: I PUT GAS IN MY TRUCK AND A GAS CAN
: ok u pumped $40 worth so I need $40.
: *continues to stand there staring at me like 😐*
: *13 ppl in line now*
: I NEED THE RECIEPT
: first u need to pay
: *angrily writes check*
There was a tiktok saying turmf don't like being called taco and calling him that was bad.
All I said was his preferred pronouns must be trash/burger
And now I'm in tiktok jail
Can't see or make comments on any videos. Can't see my activity. Keeps saying I'm offline.
All I said was his preferred pronouns must be trash/burger
And now I'm in tiktok jail
Can't see or make comments on any videos. Can't see my activity. Keeps saying I'm offline.
June 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There was a tiktok saying turmf don't like being called taco and calling him that was bad.
All I said was his preferred pronouns must be trash/burger
And now I'm in tiktok jail
Can't see or make comments on any videos. Can't see my activity. Keeps saying I'm offline.
All I said was his preferred pronouns must be trash/burger
And now I'm in tiktok jail
Can't see or make comments on any videos. Can't see my activity. Keeps saying I'm offline.
My job: gives firemen free soda
Firemen: breaks tf out of the soda cup dispenser like a hyper 7yo and now the cups just keep launching out on the floor
Thanks guys
Firemen: breaks tf out of the soda cup dispenser like a hyper 7yo and now the cups just keep launching out on the floor
Thanks guys
May 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My job: gives firemen free soda
Firemen: breaks tf out of the soda cup dispenser like a hyper 7yo and now the cups just keep launching out on the floor
Thanks guys
Firemen: breaks tf out of the soda cup dispenser like a hyper 7yo and now the cups just keep launching out on the floor
Thanks guys
Pearlmania is one of my fav chronic onliners but in my head I always call him crashoutbandicoot and I just thought I would share
May 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pearlmania is one of my fav chronic onliners but in my head I always call him crashoutbandicoot and I just thought I would share
I just saw I think a robin walking around a parking lot and it jumped up and ate a small bug and landed with a strut. I've seen cats do that, but not a bird. And it's almost 10pm, which is past robins bedtimes, I thought. Cute little birdybird.
May 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just saw I think a robin walking around a parking lot and it jumped up and ate a small bug and landed with a strut. I've seen cats do that, but not a bird. And it's almost 10pm, which is past robins bedtimes, I thought. Cute little birdybird.
As a gas station clerk my least fav people r prob the scratchoff ticket addicts that like to sit for 4hrs EVERY DAY and act like this is a gambling hall, and I'm their personal servant. Can't go stock the cooler or mop cuz Barbra needs one ticket at a time. 200 x in a row. Nail my feet to the floor.
May 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As a gas station clerk my least fav people r prob the scratchoff ticket addicts that like to sit for 4hrs EVERY DAY and act like this is a gambling hall, and I'm their personal servant. Can't go stock the cooler or mop cuz Barbra needs one ticket at a time. 200 x in a row. Nail my feet to the floor.
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Your School House Rock moment.....
May 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Your School House Rock moment.....
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If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
April 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
"Is he.. u know.. maganimous"
"Yeah, his tesler has trumpet stickers"
Maganimous: the polar opposite of magnanimous
"Yeah, his tesler has trumpet stickers"
Maganimous: the polar opposite of magnanimous
April 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Is he.. u know.. maganimous"
"Yeah, his tesler has trumpet stickers"
Maganimous: the polar opposite of magnanimous
"Yeah, his tesler has trumpet stickers"
Maganimous: the polar opposite of magnanimous
Me: *trying to sleep*
My brain: "Woke is just a smarmy word for noble"
Thanx brain. What can I do with this info?
Stay awake with it.
My brain: "Woke is just a smarmy word for noble"
Thanx brain. What can I do with this info?
Stay awake with it.
April 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Me: *trying to sleep*
My brain: "Woke is just a smarmy word for noble"
Thanx brain. What can I do with this info?
Stay awake with it.
My brain: "Woke is just a smarmy word for noble"
Thanx brain. What can I do with this info?
Stay awake with it.
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This is a real exchange I just had:
April 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is a real exchange I just had:
I feed the birds at work some food when I come to work at 3.
They're always flying around and chirping at me excited.
Sometimes I'm too busy and can't til later.
And they get huffy about it and tag my window with poop if they think I'm ignoring them,
I think.
They're always flying around and chirping at me excited.
Sometimes I'm too busy and can't til later.
And they get huffy about it and tag my window with poop if they think I'm ignoring them,
I think.
March 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feed the birds at work some food when I come to work at 3.
They're always flying around and chirping at me excited.
Sometimes I'm too busy and can't til later.
And they get huffy about it and tag my window with poop if they think I'm ignoring them,
I think.
They're always flying around and chirping at me excited.
Sometimes I'm too busy and can't til later.
And they get huffy about it and tag my window with poop if they think I'm ignoring them,
I think.
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Brown skies and high winds in Oklahoma today. On days like this you can really see how the dust bowl happened.
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Brown skies and high winds in Oklahoma today. On days like this you can really see how the dust bowl happened.
The storm didn't hit me too bad last night in my square foot of Illinois, but I think all the topsoil is now in the clouds.
The air smells like dirt.
There's a few ponds nearby and usually storms will make it smell like fish water. Not dirt.
The sky is dim.
Everything looks desaturated.
The air smells like dirt.
There's a few ponds nearby and usually storms will make it smell like fish water. Not dirt.
The sky is dim.
Everything looks desaturated.
March 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The storm didn't hit me too bad last night in my square foot of Illinois, but I think all the topsoil is now in the clouds.
The air smells like dirt.
There's a few ponds nearby and usually storms will make it smell like fish water. Not dirt.
The sky is dim.
Everything looks desaturated.
The air smells like dirt.
There's a few ponds nearby and usually storms will make it smell like fish water. Not dirt.
The sky is dim.
Everything looks desaturated.
I keep hearing "I didn't vote for this," so I keep saying "no, but fashies did," ..and it does not ease the tension, but it does make a new different tension
March 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I keep hearing "I didn't vote for this," so I keep saying "no, but fashies did," ..and it does not ease the tension, but it does make a new different tension
They should reboot I dream of genie.
Keep everything basically the same only it's a computer nerd and an ai assistant / hologram he made, and only he can operate it, but it's kinda wonky. Hilarity ensues.
Keep everything basically the same only it's a computer nerd and an ai assistant / hologram he made, and only he can operate it, but it's kinda wonky. Hilarity ensues.
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
They should reboot I dream of genie.
Keep everything basically the same only it's a computer nerd and an ai assistant / hologram he made, and only he can operate it, but it's kinda wonky. Hilarity ensues.
Keep everything basically the same only it's a computer nerd and an ai assistant / hologram he made, and only he can operate it, but it's kinda wonky. Hilarity ensues.
Finally, I took my shoes off after a 10 hour workday. Feet throbbing.
Then, proceeded to immediately smash my toes into a chair leg.
How am i so amazing.
Then, proceeded to immediately smash my toes into a chair leg.
How am i so amazing.
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Finally, I took my shoes off after a 10 hour workday. Feet throbbing.
Then, proceeded to immediately smash my toes into a chair leg.
How am i so amazing.
Then, proceeded to immediately smash my toes into a chair leg.
How am i so amazing.
When I was in 6th grade, I got a D on my report card for social studies, and therefore, I was GROUNDED to MY BEDROOM for THE WHOLE ENTIRE SUMMER.
LOCKED INSIDE UNTIL A PARENT CAME HOME TO FEED ME AND LET ME PEE AT BKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER.
And now they're MAGA
LOCKED INSIDE UNTIL A PARENT CAME HOME TO FEED ME AND LET ME PEE AT BKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER.
And now they're MAGA
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
When I was in 6th grade, I got a D on my report card for social studies, and therefore, I was GROUNDED to MY BEDROOM for THE WHOLE ENTIRE SUMMER.
LOCKED INSIDE UNTIL A PARENT CAME HOME TO FEED ME AND LET ME PEE AT BKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER.
And now they're MAGA
LOCKED INSIDE UNTIL A PARENT CAME HOME TO FEED ME AND LET ME PEE AT BKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER.
And now they're MAGA
There will be NO insulting JD VANCE on the TIKTOKS
Lolwtaf
I commented on a ai image someone made of him with a perm and cabbage patch features.
Coolcoolcool
Lolwtaf
I commented on a ai image someone made of him with a perm and cabbage patch features.
Coolcoolcool
March 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There will be NO insulting JD VANCE on the TIKTOKS
Lolwtaf
I commented on a ai image someone made of him with a perm and cabbage patch features.
Coolcoolcool
Lolwtaf
I commented on a ai image someone made of him with a perm and cabbage patch features.
Coolcoolcool
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this