Yes. We bought one several years ago. It is pricey but it's legit.

That's a fantastic origin story.

Keep in mind we (Michigan fans) are one of those fan bases that is intensely neurotic and self-critical (admittedly this is like 98% of fan bases). All you can infer from our bitching is we aren't replicating the ND Syracuse game

I know I should appreciate every limited opportunity but I kinda want to sim to end

What about President's Day mattress sales?

A lot of online dialogue/discourse is easier to understand if you realize most people operate in a binary world. Everything is great or terrible. There's no such thing as a thing being "ok but could be better" for a lot of ostensibly grown, educated adults for some reason.

Also:

Do you though

Wait, the policy is every junior enlisted member (or everyone in the Army, I'm a little unclear based on the context) will be contacted daily by an O/NCO through mid January? That seems like it'd be the most annoying thing in the world. Surely there's a more targeted way to deal with this

They used to say, in response to certain proposals that maybe weren't feasible, "well, Kepler gets a vote, and Kepler never loses" or something like that

How'd they know all our secrets like that?

Yeah I guess into the postwar period enough senior officers had servants that they had to account for it. The homes here on base have, or had (they're being renovated now), servants' quarters.

There's also guidance about asking if you should tip the servants.

Our Wing/CC is hosting an open house in December. I may ask him about that just to see his reaction

Lol I was just thinking of this quote as the perfect encapsulation of the Silicon Valley/VC "intelligentsia"

Not obligated to and I also am not particularly disposed to go down the rabbit hole today, but "people who don't already have opinions on this". Says who? I've work in criminal justice for most of my legal career, this isn't the first time I've considered this or discussed it