The Secret Jew-ish Space Laser
@spacelaser.bsky.social
Don’t take me too seriously. I’m just a figment of Marjorie Taylor Green’s imagination, after all.
At 40 mins per week and an average hourly rate of $35, 2.1 million federal employees and their supervisors will spend about $50 million per week writing and reviewing their “what did you do last week” emails. That adds up to about $2.5 billion per year. #DOGE #Efficiency #Idiocracy
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
At 40 mins per week and an average hourly rate of $35, 2.1 million federal employees and their supervisors will spend about $50 million per week writing and reviewing their “what did you do last week” emails. That adds up to about $2.5 billion per year. #DOGE #Efficiency #Idiocracy
The DOGE website has an accurate breakdown of agency spending totals. They show a 51% increase in spending over the past 5 yrs. However, subtracting mandatory spending and debt service drops it to a 17% increase over 5 years, during a time when cumulative inflation was 22% www.doge.gov/spend
DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency
DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency
www.doge.gov
March 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The DOGE website has an accurate breakdown of agency spending totals. They show a 51% increase in spending over the past 5 yrs. However, subtracting mandatory spending and debt service drops it to a 17% increase over 5 years, during a time when cumulative inflation was 22% www.doge.gov/spend
He might be the one person here who knows more about space lasers than I do.
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
He might be the one person here who knows more about space lasers than I do.
Idiot is a compliment for these people.
Trump voters don’t like it when I call them idiots, and you’ll be surprised to learn that I don’t actually give a flying fuck if they like it or not.
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Idiot is a compliment for these people.
There’s no better evidence that the media is complicit than the fact that Scott Jennings still has a job, and CNN continues to put him on panels for what seems like the sole purpose of mansplaining to the clearly more intelligent women at the table
Rampell: Do you know that there actually was bipartisan legislation intended to to increase our fentanyl detection technologies at the border. And Trump killed it.
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
There’s no better evidence that the media is complicit than the fact that Scott Jennings still has a job, and CNN continues to put him on panels for what seems like the sole purpose of mansplaining to the clearly more intelligent women at the table
Another Project2025 author in the cabinet. This one believes we are in a “post-constitutional” world. Fantastic!!
I wrote about the handful of Trump cabinet appointees that keep me up at night
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/d...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/d...
What’s Scariest About Donald Trump’s Cabinet
Given controversial picks like RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, and (new Cameo star) Matt Gaetz—along with the Elon-and-Vivek show—one might overlook Russell Vought, a low-key appointee who coul...
www.vanityfair.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Another Project2025 author in the cabinet. This one believes we are in a “post-constitutional” world. Fantastic!!
Solid advice
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 27, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Solid advice
Catherine Rampell is hereby named an honorary Space Laser.
Rampell: If you voted for Trump because you thought he was going to bring down the cost of housing, a lot of our lumber, cement, and other materials comes from Canada, which means that construction costs are going to go up
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Catherine Rampell is hereby named an honorary Space Laser.
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The company that makes the Trump Guitars was hit with a Cease & Desist from Gibson for ripping off their Les Paul body design. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
BREAKING: Trump Guitars Owner Gets Cease and Desist for Scammy Guitars
Gibson Guitars isn't playing around.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The company that makes the Trump Guitars was hit with a Cease & Desist from Gibson for ripping off their Les Paul body design. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
A lot of people ask me, “Mr Space Laser, how do you get through the day?”. I listen to this Music Never Stopped once a week refresh my faith in humanity.
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youtu.be/yYddDcjRSbk?...
The Music Never Stopped (Live February, 1978)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
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November 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
A lot of people ask me, “Mr Space Laser, how do you get through the day?”. I listen to this Music Never Stopped once a week refresh my faith in humanity.
youtu.be/yYddDcjRSbk?...
youtu.be/yYddDcjRSbk?...
I’m just a dumb old space laser and not an economist, but I’m pretty sure what BlueSky needs is a SPAC with shady investors. No need to worry about the SEC after January.
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I’m just a dumb old space laser and not an economist, but I’m pretty sure what BlueSky needs is a SPAC with shady investors. No need to worry about the SEC after January.
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Using a WWE female executive to dismantle the Department of Education is peak 80's.
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Using a WWE female executive to dismantle the Department of Education is peak 80's.
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RFK Jr’s former babysitter speaks out about the times he sexually assaulted her. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: Former babysitter to RFK Jr.'s kids speaks about sexual assault allegation
Trump's nomination of RFK Jr. for Health and Human Services secretary has put a spotlight back on Eliza Cooney’s allegations of sexual abuse.
www.usatoday.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
RFK Jr’s former babysitter speaks out about the times he sexually assaulted her. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
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Stolen from elsewhere.
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Stolen from elsewhere.
The current CR expires on December 20th. As much as it pains me to say so, there should be no Dem votes for a new CR unless Republicans can pass it on their own. We’ve bailed Speaker Johnson out way too often.
November 21, 2024 at 2:55 PM
The current CR expires on December 20th. As much as it pains me to say so, there should be no Dem votes for a new CR unless Republicans can pass it on their own. We’ve bailed Speaker Johnson out way too often.
As an experienced space laser, I’ve seen some dumb ideas, but a missile defense shield to protect us from… I guess Mexico, managed by a former football player, that takes the cake. What’s that you say? Dr Oz running Medicare? Yea. That tracks.
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
As an experienced space laser, I’ve seen some dumb ideas, but a missile defense shield to protect us from… I guess Mexico, managed by a former football player, that takes the cake. What’s that you say? Dr Oz running Medicare? Yea. That tracks.
Trump waging a war on expertise. Non-college educated whites put him in office. They love his cabinet because they don’t believe in vaccines, modern medicine, and probably calculus as well. The law of gravity is likewise in doubt. I suggest they test that one the old fashioned way
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Trump waging a war on expertise. Non-college educated whites put him in office. They love his cabinet because they don’t believe in vaccines, modern medicine, and probably calculus as well. The law of gravity is likewise in doubt. I suggest they test that one the old fashioned way