Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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Can I at least get to pick which terrorist gets my tax dollars?

I have a hard time believing that a guy who cleanly got away with a high profile murder would be detained days later carrying not only the murder weapon and silencer, but a manifesto about insurance companies. For an otherwise well executed plan, that seems a little sloppy.

These losers do this because their only shot at companionship is a hostage situation, so they spend all day harassing people into thinking a woman’s self worth should resemble their own.

If they tried being kind and not approaching every relationship as a transaction, they would be much happier

the "new" sony trinitron i got as an early xmas gift
#sony #playstation #playstation2 #ps2 #spyro #nostalgia #retro #retrogaming #gaming

some pictures of a few prized possessions taken using said photo lightbox
#photography #lumix #pokemon #jurassicpark #lordoftherings #worldofwarcraft

made a cheap and shitty lightbox because boredom

my first post is going to be a 'positive' one to help counter balance any future pessimistic nihilism