And when I put some cash in the tip box after getting a drink I get to hear "huzzah, to the glorious tippeerrrr" 😁

For me, ren faires are the few times during the year I prep by loading up on cash. They have atms but I prefer to avoid the fees from using the ones on site. That's for the food/drink though. The clothing and those type of vendors take card usually.

The joke here is that this person is overweight and doesn't exercise. You might think this is funny if you have a certain cruelty to your beliefs and enjoy other people's misery because it distracts you from your own unfulfilled life.

Counterpoint: purchase wrapping paper with "busy" designs. It works for me as a camouflage to hide my wrapping imperfections.