Hey gang, i had to get my galbladder removed and insurance did not cover enough. Im recovering fine and will be ok.

Im also offering a special colored shaded headshot commissions for a discount of $50 ($20 off). Examples below. Dm if interested!

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Forget your zodiac sign, what's your go to rock/paper/scissors choice?

Mine is paper. I think because it wins the gentlest way. Scissors cut and rock breaks, but paper is like "I will defeat you by covering you like a warm little blankie"

I would be so annoyed if I got raptured today. I *just* bought Borderlands 4. 😄

Me as a host on MasterChef Jr. Jr.:

The mouthfeel is remarkable. The balance between the grittiness of the sand and the subtle earthy notes of the grass is inspired. You can tell the dirt was sourced fresh from the backyard, and the delicate hint of earthworm adds a surprising depth.

Do you ever wonder what if there was a magical lamp that you touched the last time you went to an antique store? And then you made a random wish and it came true?

Anywho...

So now not only can I not set my AC temp in the car to 69, I can't set it to 67 either 😅

Im 80% serious when I say the next election should just be two people on opposite ends of a stage and they release some cats and dogs and whichever candidate ends up with more animals around them wins.

Baby shoes for sale. Worn once. The soles are shredded. The baby is too fast and the shoes fell off and I can't catch this baby. It's zooming around this kitchen and knocking things over and punched a hole in the side of the fridge.

$3 OBO

If your day seems impossibly bad and hopeless, just dont give up! What, you want to be like that guy on the Twilight Zone that had "all the time now" to read after the world was destroyed but he still had his books and then he broke his glasses and gave up??

Learn braille or find a Lenscrafters.

A group of turkeys entered a bank and said "Everyone put your wings up! This is a Gobblery!"

I'm just over here simply having a wonderful Christmastime.