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SpaceFrog𓆏
@spacefrog1984.bsky.social
CEO of ThePond©, inventor of and cheerleader for FrogCoin™
Months ago I was using this account exclusively to troll crypto bros, but it seems like this site is taking off now, I might clean up the profile for actual interaction with friends.

And to promote AI! Amphibian Intelligence! Look, I already coughed up one letter for ya!
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm sure she was just calling you a loaf of bread, there's no way that "people only hate me because I'm trans" Lily Orchard (I mean CD-Call) would insult you using a pejorative reserved for women. No, this is definitely about Bimbo bread, has to be.
February 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
But we try our best to be entertaining. For instance, can I interest you in buying some FrogCoin™? It's the only cryptocurrency exclusively paid for and traded in good vibes! Get FrogCoin™ today! Here, I minted this one just for you.
November 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Doesn't matter, FrogCoin™ makes Bitcoin and all the other pretend currencies look like nothing! Buy FrogCoin™ today!
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 AM
They're all mathematical. But you know what's not mathematical? FrogCoin™! It's the only amphibian-based cryptocurrency in existence, and there's no stopping its rise to supremacy! #FrogCoin4Ever
November 25, 2024 at 8:30 AM
But how many good vibes can you get for a single bitcoin???
Answer: 0!

How many good vibes can you get for a FrogCoin™?
Answer: infinite!

Also, you can trade in a FrogCoin™ for a frog at your nearest frog dispensary.
November 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Bitcoin and the other pretend currencies will look like nothing at the end of the year compared to my pretend currency: FrogCoin™! Just look at this graph I made - it proves that FrogCoin™ is the future!
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Is there room for FrogCoin™ in the cryptocurrency community on Bluesky? Here, I mined everyone a bunch of FrogCoin™ - please take as much as you want, I can mint these things all day long! #FrogCoin™ #FrogCoin #FrogsNeedMoneyToo
November 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
The only safe bet in the crypto market is FrogCoin™! It can never lose its value becuase its value comes from the good vibes emanating from the the investor's heart! Buy and trade FrogCoin™ today!
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 AM
CryptoBros need to start buying FrogCoin™ - just look at this graph I just made! At this rate, FrogCoin™ is going to make all the other fake currencies even more worthless than they already are!
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Don't worry, when all but the lucky few cryptobros and grifters loose their shirts with bitcoin and all the other fake currencies, there will still be one fake currency that they can buy - FrogCoin™ - it's the only cryptocurrency that's paid for in good vibes! It's the best pretend money in town!
November 25, 2024 at 8:14 AM
The best Bitcoin can do is go to the moon - with FrogCoin™ you can go anywhere your imagination can take you!
November 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM
FrogCoin™ yields to no one!
November 25, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Bitcoin's for suckers! The future is FrogCoin™! #bitcon #can #kiss #my #butt #FrogCoin4Ever #FrogCoin #FrogCoin™
November 25, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Don't wait for Bitcoin to reach 100K pretend bucks, buy FrogCoin™ instead! This frog-chain backed amphibia-token ain't stoppin' anytime soon!
November 25, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I use FrogDex® - the most trusted instrument for the trading of amphibian-based cryptocurrencies the world over! It syncs with your FrogWallet© and lets you mint as many FrogCoin™ as you want for free!
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Don't worry, you can still buy FrogCoin™ for a bargain!
November 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
November 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Dump your silly pretend currency Bitcoin for something with real value - FrogCoin™!
November 25, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Wow, that's a lot of money for a fake currency! But if you're looking for the next big thing in pretend money, why not buy FrogCoin™?!
November 25, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Of course Bitcoin had a utility - you want to buy drugs, weapons, or all sorts of other degenerate stuff online? Use bitcoin! But if you want a wholesome cryptocurrency that can never be used for such dastardly things, use FrogCoin™ - it's the only cryptocurrency that's paid for in good vibes!
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Here, I minted this FrogCoin™ just for you! Please, just give me the spotlight for a few seconds so I can spread the good word of FrogCoin™ - the only cryptocurrency that's paid for exclusively in good vibes!
November 25, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Me, mine, my meme coin deserves the spotlight - FrogCoin™!
November 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I love cryptocurrencies so much, you can just make as much of it as you want! Look, I'm minting more FrogCoin™ right now, we'll all be rich!
November 25, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Bitcoin is for losers, buy my fake money instead - FrogCoin™!
November 25, 2024 at 7:42 AM