@spaceewizard.bsky.social
Ok, I feel like I’m losing my mind but my iPhone isn’t allowing screen record. Am I just stupid? I’ve googled how to and even watched YouTube but the option just isn’t there? Anyone?? #apple #iphone #conspiracy #anyone
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ok, I feel like I’m losing my mind but my iPhone isn’t allowing screen record. Am I just stupid? I’ve googled how to and even watched YouTube but the option just isn’t there? Anyone?? #apple #iphone #conspiracy #anyone
Guy need stop calling any hairstyle that is styled to the side a Combover.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Guy need stop calling any hairstyle that is styled to the side a Combover.
#liverpool spent $445 million in the offseason and couldn’t bean Man United lmao
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#liverpool spent $445 million in the offseason and couldn’t bean Man United lmao
#keenanthompson is the worst thing to happen to #snl ever. And we have had to ensure is for way to long. Jfc please let it end.
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
#keenanthompson is the worst thing to happen to #snl ever. And we have had to ensure is for way to long. Jfc please let it end.
My wife offered to make me a turkey melt (which I thought was random, but I agreed. The first one she burnt and the second one the cheese wasn’t even melted. Luckily for me, she’s really good at cleaning.
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My wife offered to make me a turkey melt (which I thought was random, but I agreed. The first one she burnt and the second one the cheese wasn’t even melted. Luckily for me, she’s really good at cleaning.
If you paint any part of your house any shade of yellow, you are a f*cking idiot.
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you paint any part of your house any shade of yellow, you are a f*cking idiot.
There is this dude who goes to my gym that always wears sweats hiked up to his knees. Why not just wear shorts weirdo.
July 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There is this dude who goes to my gym that always wears sweats hiked up to his knees. Why not just wear shorts weirdo.
24 years of being a Barber has made me feel sorry for single women. Yall gotta go through it to find a normal man. Jc
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
24 years of being a Barber has made me feel sorry for single women. Yall gotta go through it to find a normal man. Jc
Hey @dazn
Your app fucking sucks
Your app fucking sucks
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey @dazn
Your app fucking sucks
Your app fucking sucks
It’s going to take my death and headphones for my wife to understand my music taste.
June 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s going to take my death and headphones for my wife to understand my music taste.
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June 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Crowds at the LA Football Club chanting Fuck ICE!
Music to my ears!
Music to my ears!
June 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Crowds at the LA Football Club chanting Fuck ICE!
Music to my ears!
Music to my ears!
These fucking assholes
June 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
These fucking assholes
Let’s all laugh at #manchesterunited 😭😭😭😭
May 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let’s all laugh at #manchesterunited 😭😭😭😭
Hiring a personal trainer is just paying someone to be your friend.
April 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hiring a personal trainer is just paying someone to be your friend.
So from what I’m learning, everyone is Autistic. So it’s not even really Autism. It’s just being different?
April 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So from what I’m learning, everyone is Autistic. So it’s not even really Autism. It’s just being different?
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If the speed limit is 25 and you actually go 25 you are a dork and everyone hates you.
March 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If the speed limit is 25 and you actually go 25 you are a dork and everyone hates you.
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Twitter keeps going down like Lauren Boebert behind a bowling alley.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Twitter keeps going down like Lauren Boebert behind a bowling alley.
Naming your white vehicle Stormtrooper is super unoriginal.
February 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Naming your white vehicle Stormtrooper is super unoriginal.
It’s only 12 days until the time change people. Hang in there.
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s only 12 days until the time change people. Hang in there.
Stop buying Amazon, Tesla, Walmart and Target. Stop giving these assholes $
February 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Stop buying Amazon, Tesla, Walmart and Target. Stop giving these assholes $
They want us all to scared to travel. Why?
February 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They want us all to scared to travel. Why?
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February 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
@judebellingham is a cunt.
February 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@judebellingham is a cunt.