Washboard Absurdism
@sp1derfr0g.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, art enjoyer, hedonist and cheese wizard
The most buttery method of execution is the Ghee-llotine.
August 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The most buttery method of execution is the Ghee-llotine.
So...Coup-pa Troopas?
October 31, 2023 at 5:43 AM
So...Coup-pa Troopas?
*app, not all. Dangit.
October 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
*app, not all. Dangit.
I dunno, maybe the premise is just too Vagisilly.
October 19, 2023 at 6:01 PM
I dunno, maybe the premise is just too Vagisilly.
Something like, "I asked my girlfriend if she'd used a douche, but she said she was 'Innocent until proven Massengill-ty.'" It's just not working...Massengill-ty conscience? Massengill-t by association?
October 19, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Something like, "I asked my girlfriend if she'd used a douche, but she said she was 'Innocent until proven Massengill-ty.'" It's just not working...Massengill-ty conscience? Massengill-t by association?
Also also...I like Bluesky, but christ does it feel like nobody sees any of my posts. Real "shouting into the void" vibes.
October 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Also also...I like Bluesky, but christ does it feel like nobody sees any of my posts. Real "shouting into the void" vibes.
Also, I'm only talking about the book, not the movie, which sucked ass and made my eyes hurt.
October 19, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Also, I'm only talking about the book, not the movie, which sucked ass and made my eyes hurt.