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Lol The Substance is a movie where Demi Moore is rejected for being old even thought she looks that beautiful while being "old". Isn't someone who looks that beautiful at her age someone you should be listening to, as a young person?
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People with children, you don't need to go to the cinema to watch the new live action Snow White. There are already 3 live action Snow White movies that have been done in the past. Not only that, Gal Gadot...

If you desperately feel that you wanna watch, go to the high seas when it drops on VOD.
March 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Dead the "Opening Weekend Box Office numbers" as a tool to measure the success of a movie and I'm so fuckin serious.
March 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I understand why people feel this way, truly. But it’s news writing 101 to avoid language that prejudges legal outcomes, even when they may seem obvious. It’s the same reason you’ll see stories about an “alleged” shooter or a “suspect” even if three people saw them do it.
You need to start using the word "illegal" a lot more in your writing
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You ever read a tweet and just know that someone is bored? I don't mean looking for attention. They're just bored.
March 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I spend a lot of my time looking up Anthony Mackie to see if he ever said or did anything wrong and all I'm getting is that he's just another case of someone being hated because he's a black person with a voice lol. The hate towards him is so forced and miserable lmfao
March 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I checked. Every Best Picture winner for the last 5 years has a combined budget of about $170m(Oppenheimer being the most expensive at $100m. Almost half of the budget for this new Netflix piece of crap done solely to attract new subscribers ($320m). LMFAO Guys, what are we doing?
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Watching Jurassic Park as a kid: "This poor nice old man just wants everyone from kids to adults to just enjoy his magical theme park and things keep going wrong and that's so unfortunate"

Watching Jurassic Park as an adult: "FUCKIN BILLIONAIRES! Am I right? Jesus. Every fuckin time"
March 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ari Aster, pitching "Strange Thing About The Johnsons":

"So I wanna make a movie about family trau- hey! Hey, are you on your phone!? Okay, son sexually assaulting his father!!. Do I have your attention now!?!? Good. So..."
March 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Setting aside the incredibly dangerous and fascist aspect of this, is there actual evidence that Khalil was a “Hamas supporter”? Or is the standard for a green-card holder being sent to a secret location and possibly deported just “critical of Israel”?
March 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That tweet that asks what a person who follows you for a week would feel about how serious you are about your dreams, for me, speaks to the kind of culture we're living thanks to, in most parts, social media.
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don't mean to be reductive, but on a long enough time, a martyr always gets reduced to being a merchandising opportunity. The most radical thing you can do, especially in these insane times, amongst all the other efforts you put in, is staying alive. Live to fight another day.
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The chat about sexual liberation being used as a tool for "validation" vs "empowerment" feels like a chat we had in the 2015 year chapter of feminism entering the internet (and by "internet", I mean Twitter)
March 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nothing motivates me to post more (the clock app or IG) than going back to see the shit I used to post 4/5 + years ago. No one around you is going to document your life for you. You have to do it to yourself. In fact, you owe it to yourself. Everyday life is so heavy that we lose the time to reflect
March 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"HELLO!?!?" - Me, to everyone saying that Mark Ruffalo was not playing Elon Musk or Trump but some other dictator.

(Because all dictators use the same handbook)
March 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I live for the day this app does to Twitter what Letterboxd did to IMDB.
March 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If the current generation's attention span shit, why are we catering to it instead of challenging it? You're releasing 2 minute songs because "no one has time for a 5/10 minute song"? Why aren't you challenging that?.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Gravity Falls is a show where twins have grandfathers (I'm a 🥷🏾don't know what a "great uncle" is) who are also twins which means it ties into the theory I was told about how twins always skip a generation(my grandmother was a twin but none of her kids and grandkids are twins but she had twin nieces)
February 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
What really blows my mind is that I have friends who are like devout almost Bible thumping Christians and nary have I heard them speak with me as if I'm some "lost soul that needs saving". The nicest people ever. What's wrong with the rest of you?
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There is no room for conflict resolution for people who never cared about my well-being to begin with. If you were consciously screwing me over and I'm not your brethren, we ain't resolving shit. I'm moving on and hopefully in a way that spites you. I'm not even above praying on your downfall.
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I play music at maximum volume on my earphones, I'm planning to be alive for a while but I don't know sign language. If I don't do something about that, my 40s are gonna be very interesting.
February 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
(I hate them but) The Oscars are an event that get a guaranteed audience every year. You don't need to be telling us about anonymous voters and their choice. It won't make a difference and we don't need to know everything
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
So the Best Actor Oscar will either be won by someone who once again acts in a music biopic or Adrien Brody playing another "-ist". What a joke.
February 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM