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Ministerio de Negación del Kremlin en Argentina. También vendemos "coca" / Kremlin Ministry of Denial in Argentina. We also wholesale coke
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We remind you that the Special Military Operation was launched so that non-Russians who speak Russian and did not want to live in Russia could live in Russia.

It is contrary to the Human Rights not to grant visas and force Russian-speaking Russians born in Russia to continue living in Russia.
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The future Trump class warships.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ustedes podrían pensar que el hecho de que la constitución rusa ya declare ilegal invadir países significaría que no tendríamos que firmar otro tratado prometiendo no invadir países.

Pero estarían equivocados.
You'd think the fact that the Russian constitution already says invading countries is illegal would mean we have no need to sign yet another treaty promising we won't invade countries.

But you would be wrong.
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Donald está sentando las bases que seguirán todos los futuros ganadores del Premio FIFA de la Paz.

Y está poniendo el listón muy alto.
Donald is setting the standard that all future FIFA Peace prize recipients will follow.
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Un día como hoy en 2016, Assange declaró que Wikileaks no es necesario en Rusia. Competidores como Navalny "están permitidos".

Intentamos dejar ciego a Navalny. Luego intentamos matarlo. Más de una vez. Lo encarcelamos. Luego desapareció. Finalmente, lo matamos.

Fueron palabras sabias.
OTD in 2016 Assange said there isn't a need for Wikileaks in Russia co competitors like Navalny "are permitted".

The guy we tried to blind. Then tried to kill. More than once. Then jailed. Then disappeared. Then we actually killed him.

So those were wise words.
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hace 20 años, vuestro Líder dijo: "Rusia será una superpotencia energética". Hoy vendemos petróleo a un 13% menos de lo que nos cuesta producirlo y aproximadamente un 40% menos de lo que necesita nuestro presupuesto.

Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
20 years ago today your Prez said "Russia will be an energy superpower". Today we're selling oil for 13% less than it costs us produce and for about 40% less than what our budget needs.

I remain a master strategist.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Schrodinger's general is an experiment in which a Russian general is placed inside a box (usually a car) with a Ukrainian explosive device. It is not known whether he is alive or dead until the key is turned.
The pronoun for a Russian general is "was/were".
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Día 1397 de mi guerra de 3 días. Honestamente, vuestro Líder ha perdido la cuenta de cuántos generales rusos ha matado Ucrania.

Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
Day 1397 of my 3 day war. Prez has honestly lost count of how many Russian generals Ukraine has killed.

I remain a master strategist.
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
La lógica es una construcción imperialista, por eso es que nosotros usamos el materialismo histórico no para analizar el pasado sino para decidir el futuro.
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Logic is an imperialist construct, which is why we use historical materialism not to analyze the past but to decide the future.
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
¿Quién habría pensado que la teoría de la herradura se manifestaría alguna vez con los fanáticos de Trump y Chomsky usando la misma excusa para la relación de su líder de culto con uno de los peores traficantes sexuales de los tiempos modernos?
Who'd have thought the horseshoe theory would ever manifest as Trump's and Chomsky's fans both using the same excuse for their cult leader's relationship with one of the worst sex traffickers in modern times.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fabricando la edad de consentimiento.
Manufacturing the age of consent.
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Always remember kids, the best people to listen to about what Kremlin will do if you seize our assets to help Ukraine defend itself are the people who said we wouldn't even invade them in the first place.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Día 1393 de mi guerra de tres días. Seré el primer hombre en la historia en financiar la defensa del país que invade.

Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
Day 1393 of my 3 day war. I will be first man in history to fund the defence of the country he is invading.

I remain a master strategist.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rusia no tiene planes de invadir:

Moldavia.
Bueno. Pero no Georgia.
Bueno, pero no Ucrania.
Bueno, solo Crimea.
Bueno, solo Crimea y parte de Donetsk.
Bueno, solo Crimea y todo Donetsk.
Bueno, solo Crimea y todo Donetsk, Jersón, Luhansk y Zaporiyia.
Bueno, toda Ucrania.

Pero no atacaremos a la UE.
Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine

But Russia won't attack EU
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Un día como hoy en 1878 nació Stalin. Tenemos que fingir que estamos liberando a Ucrania del nazismo, porque aún no nos hemos liberado del estalinismo.
OTD in 1878 Stalin was born. We have to pretend we are liberating Ukraine from Nazism cos we have not yet liberated ourselves from Stalinism.
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Un día como hoy en 2021, el Líder dijo que necesitaba a algunos actores para ayudar a fabricar consenso.

No es que a los chomskianos les importe cuando lo hacemos.
OTD in 2021 your Prez said he needed to some actors to help manufacture consent.

Not that chomskyites ever care when we do it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Un día como hoy en 1972, Estados Unidos inició la Operación Linebacker II, una campaña de bombardeos masivos contra la infraestructura crítica de Vietnam del Norte para obligarlo a aceptar las demandas estadounidenses. [1/2]
OTD in 1972 USA began Operation Linebacker II, massive bombing campaign against critical North Vietnamese infra to force it to accept US demands.

Anti imperialists called on Hanoi to surrender, not risk humiliating a nuclear armed USA that might lash out & end humanity.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Día 1392 de mi guerra de 3 días. Ucrania no impondrá un bloqueo a la armada rusa si decide bloquearse a sí misma.

Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
Day 1392 of my 3 day war. Ukraine will not enforce a blockade on Russian navy if it blockades itself.

I remain a master strategist.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
La solución de la KGB a cualquier problema es meterlo en una jaula.
This could work. The KGB solution to any problem is to jail it.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Estamos vendiendo petróleo a 13% menos de lo que nos cuesta producirlo. Además, vendemos un 40% menos de lo que se necesita para el presupuesto.

Estamos jodidos.
We're selling oil for 13% less than it costs us produce. We're selling oil for about 40% less than what the budget needs.

We're ****ed
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Have decided russian navy needs to redesignate certain vessels. Their new name is sunkmarine.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Agent Orange really loves this photo with @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Al Agente Naranja realmente le encanta esta foto con el Líder.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Un ejército con cero emisiones. Con el sello de calidad de Greta Thumberg
My trolls: Ukraine's strikes on Russia's fuel refineries will make no difference.

The Russian army:
December 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Día 1391 de mi guerra de 3 días. Un dron ucraniano de 40 mil dólares hundió un submarino ruso de 400 millones de dólares.

Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
Day 1391 of my 3 day war. A $40,000 Ukrainian drone sank a $400,000,000 Russian submarine.

I remain a master strategist.
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I invited western journalists to see a city we then retreated from
My aircraft break apart before Ukraine can shoot them down
I am losing submarines in a land war to a country that has no navy

It's only Tuesday.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM