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@southjerseywyatt.bsky.social
Twitter: @frankuskramer @malamindulo
Democratic socialist, secular humanist, sennaciulo. I think, you tell me.
Democratic socialist, secular humanist, sennaciulo. I think, you tell me.
I'm sorry guys this one sucked
"Are you sure you're ready to do the death row interviews for this article? You don't have any questions prepped"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'm sorry guys this one sucked
I fucking hate when this happens
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I fucking hate when this happens
"Are you sure you're ready to do the death row interviews for this article? You don't have any questions prepped"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
"Are you sure you're ready to do the death row interviews for this article? You don't have any questions prepped"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
"Yes, for fucks sake, I'm ready"
*Meets first subject*
"So do you like being in prison?"
...
"Okay but then why didn't you follow the law, it's not that hard"
Out of respect for his service, I have unmuted Will Stancil. I actually would have done this months ago and only did it in the first place because of one “topic of the day” was annoying me.
Keep up the good fight. You’re a better man than me.
Keep up the good fight. You’re a better man than me.
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Out of respect for his service, I have unmuted Will Stancil. I actually would have done this months ago and only did it in the first place because of one “topic of the day” was annoying me.
Keep up the good fight. You’re a better man than me.
Keep up the good fight. You’re a better man than me.
Was Bill Murray ever considered “hot”?
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Was Bill Murray ever considered “hot”?
I’m seeing a lot of posts criticizing 1BAA for portraying the French 75 for acting precisely the way that the groups they are based on acted like.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I’m seeing a lot of posts criticizing 1BAA for portraying the French 75 for acting precisely the way that the groups they are based on acted like.
Which one of you in your polycule is the zoophile who is pretending to be paraplegic to manipulate people, and which one is the mentally handicapped man you are torturing to death
So which one of you in the throuple is the meatwad, who is the master shake, and who's frylock
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Which one of you in your polycule is the zoophile who is pretending to be paraplegic to manipulate people, and which one is the mentally handicapped man you are torturing to death
“Let’s bring back scene, scene fashion was so cute!!!”
90% of male celebrities publicly associated with scene culture:
90% of male celebrities publicly associated with scene culture:
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
“Let’s bring back scene, scene fashion was so cute!!!”
90% of male celebrities publicly associated with scene culture:
90% of male celebrities publicly associated with scene culture:
Bluesky is the leading platform in users that post and look like they are teenagers but are in their thirties
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Bluesky is the leading platform in users that post and look like they are teenagers but are in their thirties
Sometimes I’ll see a frustrating post.
Before I allow myself to get agitated, I say “this person is probably a teenager, naive and zealous”. The avatar, the writing style, can’t be older than 17.
I’ll confidently check the bio to prove this to myself, only to find that this user is in their 30s.
Before I allow myself to get agitated, I say “this person is probably a teenager, naive and zealous”. The avatar, the writing style, can’t be older than 17.
I’ll confidently check the bio to prove this to myself, only to find that this user is in their 30s.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes I’ll see a frustrating post.
Before I allow myself to get agitated, I say “this person is probably a teenager, naive and zealous”. The avatar, the writing style, can’t be older than 17.
I’ll confidently check the bio to prove this to myself, only to find that this user is in their 30s.
Before I allow myself to get agitated, I say “this person is probably a teenager, naive and zealous”. The avatar, the writing style, can’t be older than 17.
I’ll confidently check the bio to prove this to myself, only to find that this user is in their 30s.
People talk about the Letterboxd reviews being filled with the same couple crappy jokes, but as bad as that is, the worst ones are those made by people who think they’re intellectuals.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
People talk about the Letterboxd reviews being filled with the same couple crappy jokes, but as bad as that is, the worst ones are those made by people who think they’re intellectuals.
Fun fact: for Home Alone, Joe Pesci method acted. To make Macaulay Culkin afraid of him, Joe Pesci told him that he was going to kill him in real life
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fun fact: for Home Alone, Joe Pesci method acted. To make Macaulay Culkin afraid of him, Joe Pesci told him that he was going to kill him in real life
I usually download apps just to watch the ads on them. They just worked so hard on those apps, I’d hate for it all to be for nothing.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I usually download apps just to watch the ads on them. They just worked so hard on those apps, I’d hate for it all to be for nothing.
I have received a vision that if we slaughter all of our livestock and burn all of our crops then smosh will become the most subscribed channel again for the fourth time
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have received a vision that if we slaughter all of our livestock and burn all of our crops then smosh will become the most subscribed channel again for the fourth time
I would expect "Bound for the Floor" to be at least 12 standard deviations above the mean for "times 'copacetic' was used in a song", but I need data for every other song in history to be sure.
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I would expect "Bound for the Floor" to be at least 12 standard deviations above the mean for "times 'copacetic' was used in a song", but I need data for every other song in history to be sure.
Fandom that is full of channer chuds: a cutesy Japanese show about high schoolers who play in a rock band.
Fandom that is full of tenderqueer teenagers: a video game where you can get raped and mutilated two minutes into playing, and by like 5 different enemies.
Fandom that is full of tenderqueer teenagers: a video game where you can get raped and mutilated two minutes into playing, and by like 5 different enemies.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fandom that is full of channer chuds: a cutesy Japanese show about high schoolers who play in a rock band.
Fandom that is full of tenderqueer teenagers: a video game where you can get raped and mutilated two minutes into playing, and by like 5 different enemies.
Fandom that is full of tenderqueer teenagers: a video game where you can get raped and mutilated two minutes into playing, and by like 5 different enemies.
Underdiscussed kinda guy: Ron Paul->Sanders supporter
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Underdiscussed kinda guy: Ron Paul->Sanders supporter
There were bad nu metal acts but I think that side of the aughts alternative scene aged far better than post-grunge. I don't think that's a hot take.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There were bad nu metal acts but I think that side of the aughts alternative scene aged far better than post-grunge. I don't think that's a hot take.
The duolingo of sex: this app will make you better at sex
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The duolingo of sex: this app will make you better at sex
Ghost: AHHHH FUCKING HELP ME, IT BURNS, AHHH!!!!
Conrad Stevenson: Huh, that was an interesting sample. I’ll have to keep this as evidence.
Conrad Stevenson: Huh, that was an interesting sample. I’ll have to keep this as evidence.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ghost: AHHHH FUCKING HELP ME, IT BURNS, AHHH!!!!
Conrad Stevenson: Huh, that was an interesting sample. I’ll have to keep this as evidence.
Conrad Stevenson: Huh, that was an interesting sample. I’ll have to keep this as evidence.
Johnnie Walker was actually made by a guy named John Walker? I just assumed that it was called that because the guy on the logo is walking
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Johnnie Walker was actually made by a guy named John Walker? I just assumed that it was called that because the guy on the logo is walking
A butch who shaves their head specifically to look like a norwood 3
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A butch who shaves their head specifically to look like a norwood 3
Grabbing a bunch of rocks in my yard and throwing them into a cardboard box, which I mail to a geology department with the label "DONATION" written on top
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Grabbing a bunch of rocks in my yard and throwing them into a cardboard box, which I mail to a geology department with the label "DONATION" written on top