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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her
@southernsylvs.bsky.social
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1/2 of SheaButterFC. Every Blade Of Grass @fearlesssc.com Writer. CP23 and Naomi Girma truther. Willingly hurt by football. Resist and build a better world. CFC, RM, BVB, Reign, Cougs, Steelers, Lady Vols, Pens, Blue Hens.
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Photo of a white male, bald in the middle of his head, wearing a dark polo shirt and staring tight mouth into the camera. Famously the photo from the "the worst person you know has a point" meme
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Gawd
Man in a black shirt holding his hands to his chest with his eyes closed. Words "my chest" appear at the bottom of the image
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Lol, I got you.
White man with dark brown hair and blue eyes in a mugshot. He was misidentified as one of the Louvre heist thieves.
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Dear NWSL owners
Charles Barkley up close with words "we are going to start a dialogue" next to his face
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Photo of the Chef Boyardee logo, an Italian man in a white chef hat, white jacket, and red scarf. The words "chef" and "Boyardee" are in white and bordered by green. Underline is gold.
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Me to the owners
Photo of a Black woman staring at another Black woman in disgust.
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Now see, this is what we're talking about, but we get told we're making it up.
Audience of Black people with various looks of disgust on their faces in an arena
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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My gawd
Quinta Brunson as Janine Teagues in Abbott Elementary in a still shot of her shocked face
October 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Tifo tonight for HHM
A woman's image made as a mosaic with the phrase Nuestras Raices Nuestra Fuerza around her face
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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This was sent to me from the other place
Screenshot of tweet explaining all of the Seattle Storm staff was let go today
September 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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WE SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU ABSOLUTELY FUMBLED JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON! Don't piss me off.
Roman Reigns makes a disapproving face in the ring. He has a bun and is wearing a black shirt.
September 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I beg your pardon
Cartoon of three Black men and two Black women standing with disapproving looks. The caption reads "collective Black disapproval"
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Photo of Oprah in a black shirt. Her eyes are closed and her expression is of satisfaction, as if the breeze is hitting her face.
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries. Bag os blue at the top, and orange with the hot Fries at the bottom. The Andy Capp character is centered, with a red and black news cap covering his eyes, a red scarf, and a black sweater with white cuffs. He is tossing a hot fry into his mouth.
August 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Makes me think of this
Screen cap saying "dig deep and think about the messiest bitch you know...it's a man ain't it."
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Man in white bucket hat and a white t-shirt leans back slightly and looks disapprovingly at someone off camera.
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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There are a few, but this one matters so much to me.
Album cover with Jill Scott in a gray button and a brown fury hat. Album name is "Who Is Jill Scott: Words and Sounds Vol. 1
July 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Dear AKB
Two tie dye shirts on a wooden countertop that say Don't Play Out The Back, a reference to soccer and turnovers in dangerous areas.
July 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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You already know
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Honestly, no notes. Shoutout to my team, officially Goal Keeper FC for the US, for now, at least.
July 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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What's a poster you had in your room growing up?

I can't find a better, non-autographed version of it, but this poster. One of the only men I'll always love.
June 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Happy Juneteenth!

*painting by Cepeda Brunson
Painting depicting a brawl with one Black man swinging a chair, another one swimming fully clothed. A riverboat and multiple people fighting are in the painting.
June 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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What now
June 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM