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"blind" jfc
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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but dr pepper, i am pagliacci
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Our usage policies prohibit any use of our services to exploit, endanger, or sexualize anyone under 18 years old.” --ChatGPT company.

Only adults, we'll only exploit, endanger, and sexualize adults.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
less big death more little death
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think you're supposed to take them out with your mouth. I hope that doesn't sound too sexy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
knew Burger King when he was still a prince?
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
They're so old that their first car was a covered wagon
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
*my nads guy calling in an airstrike against your nads guy*
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It looks like you'd be up all night, but because you were bickering with your grumpy pillow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
They did what? 🤦
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can't wait to download buggy drivers for my hair constantly
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
no denying that, thanks a lot
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Meanwhile this is how they spend *their* time.

Congratulations to you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Barclay?
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
he's devastated.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
immediate dis-commode-ation
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm disappointed by the lack of spooks and boogins flying from the burning hats. Maybe they can only be captured on real film...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
that's the "passion" part
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM