Lmfao my twitter is locked because it thinks I’m a bot

A conservative comedian was workshopping some bits at my job today and he said “I’m working on one about how liberals can’t wear Nike” and I was like “why can’t they” and he was like “uh lmao child labor?” ?????? I’m still lost lmao

the energy i want to see in those first bluesky posts

Damn every single time I post something on Twitter I get losers in my comments making fun of me for being trans. This place rules so much lmao

who here likes black metal

Crazy how beavers build these

Look at this animal

the rules of bluesky:
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies

we are so back