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All the news that ain’t fit for North Oakland.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?
GDoor officially throws in the towel.
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
GDoor officially throws in the towel.
Guys, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about playing Stanford on Saturday.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Guys, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about playing Stanford on Saturday.
The time for discourse is over. There’s only one way to settle who gets Acrisure stadium.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The time for discourse is over. There’s only one way to settle who gets Acrisure stadium.
Using Chauncey Billups’ special glasses, you can see the Pitt logo much clearer on the field.
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Using Chauncey Billups’ special glasses, you can see the Pitt logo much clearer on the field.
"Waitin' all day for Sunday night" to hear Cris Collinsworth's hot takes on Pitt using Acrisure Stadium.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Waitin' all day for Sunday night" to hear Cris Collinsworth's hot takes on Pitt using Acrisure Stadium.
Big Ben, disguised as assistant groundskeeper, makes sure turf at Pitt game holds up for Steelers game tomorrow night.
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Big Ben, disguised as assistant groundskeeper, makes sure turf at Pitt game holds up for Steelers game tomorrow night.
Breaking: Chancellor Gabel tears down Heinz Chapel to build new ballroom for Cathedral.
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Breaking: Chancellor Gabel tears down Heinz Chapel to build new ballroom for Cathedral.
Despite numerous warnings to Pitt community, Joan Gabel throws wild rooftop party for homecoming.
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Despite numerous warnings to Pitt community, Joan Gabel throws wild rooftop party for homecoming.
“Babe, it says right here on the bird app that Pitt football has a 2% chance of making the playoffs.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Babe, it says right here on the bird app that Pitt football has a 2% chance of making the playoffs.”
Ben Roethlisberger suggests Pitt raze Cathedral of Learning, build new on-campus stadium.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ben Roethlisberger suggests Pitt raze Cathedral of Learning, build new on-campus stadium.
Pitt rolling for first time in 12 months, double-digit favorite this weekend, on the road, night game, Dave Wannstedt not here to warn us it’s a trap game.
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pitt rolling for first time in 12 months, double-digit favorite this weekend, on the road, night game, Dave Wannstedt not here to warn us it’s a trap game.
“A football stadium, but it's actually on the campus of the college who plays in the stadium. Instead of 48 buses lined up to shuttle students halfway across the city, students can walk to the game. Alumni can return to their happy place.”
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“A football stadium, but it's actually on the campus of the college who plays in the stadium. Instead of 48 buses lined up to shuttle students halfway across the city, students can walk to the game. Alumni can return to their happy place.”
He’s baaaack.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He’s baaaack.