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All the news that ain’t fit for North Oakland.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
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Our tailgate has EVERYTHING
-tailgate of the game twice
-centrally located
-Heather Lyke approved
-speaker w/ microphone
-agenda
-great opinions
-cigarettes
-best beer in US
-Steely Dan
-everyone like the cuvee
-a few women
-a flag
-burnt smoked meat
-delicious breakfast cooked perfectly
-Arthur
-tailgate of the game twice
-centrally located
-Heather Lyke approved
-speaker w/ microphone
-agenda
-great opinions
-cigarettes
-best beer in US
-Steely Dan
-everyone like the cuvee
-a few women
-a flag
-burnt smoked meat
-delicious breakfast cooked perfectly
-Arthur
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Our tailgate has EVERYTHING
-tailgate of the game twice
-centrally located
-Heather Lyke approved
-speaker w/ microphone
-agenda
-great opinions
-cigarettes
-best beer in US
-Steely Dan
-everyone like the cuvee
-a few women
-a flag
-burnt smoked meat
-delicious breakfast cooked perfectly
-Arthur
-tailgate of the game twice
-centrally located
-Heather Lyke approved
-speaker w/ microphone
-agenda
-great opinions
-cigarettes
-best beer in US
-Steely Dan
-everyone like the cuvee
-a few women
-a flag
-burnt smoked meat
-delicious breakfast cooked perfectly
-Arthur
“Paul, don't take this the wrong way, you're my favorite player, but the best part of my day is that 10 minutes I scroll Twitter everyday and hope to see Ken Rosenthal announce you've been traded to the Yankees. If you're still here in two years, I'll f'ing kill you.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Paul, don't take this the wrong way, you're my favorite player, but the best part of my day is that 10 minutes I scroll Twitter everyday and hope to see Ken Rosenthal announce you've been traded to the Yankees. If you're still here in two years, I'll f'ing kill you.”
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
PULL THE PLUG!
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
PULL THE PLUG!
Gus is all of us.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gus is all of us.
Holy shit!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Holy shit!!!
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Where the hell is Nittany? Is it near Narnia?
BTW, I don't care where he's from, that's a giant teddy bear. No self-respecting lion looks like that even in Nittany.
BTW, I don't care where he's from, that's a giant teddy bear. No self-respecting lion looks like that even in Nittany.
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Where the hell is Nittany? Is it near Narnia?
BTW, I don't care where he's from, that's a giant teddy bear. No self-respecting lion looks like that even in Nittany.
BTW, I don't care where he's from, that's a giant teddy bear. No self-respecting lion looks like that even in Nittany.
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
Who has the latest “Pitt Twitter” starter pack? Just want to stay up to date. Thanks!
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Who has the latest “Pitt Twitter” starter pack? Just want to stay up to date. Thanks!
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?
GDoor officially throws in the towel.
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
GDoor officially throws in the towel.
Guys, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about playing Stanford on Saturday.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Guys, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about playing Stanford on Saturday.
The time for discourse is over. There’s only one way to settle who gets Acrisure stadium.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The time for discourse is over. There’s only one way to settle who gets Acrisure stadium.
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I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.