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help its my first time working the glory hole and i cant find the penis i texted my manager and he just sent me back a meme about big chungus what do i do
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
help its my first time working the glory hole and i cant find the penis i texted my manager and he just sent me back a meme about big chungus what do i do
Canceling my NyTimes subscription because they have gone woke
April 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Canceling my NyTimes subscription because they have gone woke
My new vape electrocutes the dog collar I wear in the house if I hit it too much
April 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My new vape electrocutes the dog collar I wear in the house if I hit it too much
The safest investment in my portfolio are all my shit coins that are already at 0.00000000003
April 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The safest investment in my portfolio are all my shit coins that are already at 0.00000000003
Hitting the assisted suicide vape in the wing of the dementia ward will probably feel good as fuck in 60 years
April 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hitting the assisted suicide vape in the wing of the dementia ward will probably feel good as fuck in 60 years
The gym bros are learning. They discovered light contouring
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The gym bros are learning. They discovered light contouring
Jarvis enhance. Jarvis increase the areola
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Jarvis enhance. Jarvis increase the areola
Just remember that blackjack odds are not impacted by tariffs. Never stop gambling
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just remember that blackjack odds are not impacted by tariffs. Never stop gambling
This white boy is going to fight the tariffs by opening a Chinese restaurant
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This white boy is going to fight the tariffs by opening a Chinese restaurant
Trump might single-handedly curb the vaping epidemic due to prices shooting up on geek bars in the coming weeks
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump might single-handedly curb the vaping epidemic due to prices shooting up on geek bars in the coming weeks
First they came for my sissy hypno porn and I did not speak out
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
First they came for my sissy hypno porn and I did not speak out
Getting back into smoking cigs to quit vaping
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Getting back into smoking cigs to quit vaping
Top 5 male cannon events:
1. Mom catching you watching porn
2. First love
3. Fist fighting your dad
4. Giving up on your dreams to work for corporate America
5. Transitioning into a woman
1. Mom catching you watching porn
2. First love
3. Fist fighting your dad
4. Giving up on your dreams to work for corporate America
5. Transitioning into a woman
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Top 5 male cannon events:
1. Mom catching you watching porn
2. First love
3. Fist fighting your dad
4. Giving up on your dreams to work for corporate America
5. Transitioning into a woman
1. Mom catching you watching porn
2. First love
3. Fist fighting your dad
4. Giving up on your dreams to work for corporate America
5. Transitioning into a woman
Healing sexual trauma through immersion therapy (getting gang banged)
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Healing sexual trauma through immersion therapy (getting gang banged)
Guys has anyone heard from Joe Biden lately? I’m worried
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Guys has anyone heard from Joe Biden lately? I’m worried
Using the NYC dating scene to upgrade my wardrobe and acquire expensive furniture
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Using the NYC dating scene to upgrade my wardrobe and acquire expensive furniture
Alexander wept, for there was no more Greek towel boy cum to drink
April 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Alexander wept, for there was no more Greek towel boy cum to drink
I’m the ghost that haunts your local arcade. It’s my job to swat the balls away in ski ball and make sure you never hit the 50s or 100s
April 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m the ghost that haunts your local arcade. It’s my job to swat the balls away in ski ball and make sure you never hit the 50s or 100s
This series has big “what if I were a worm, girlfriend” energy
April 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This series has big “what if I were a worm, girlfriend” energy
My favorite part of free market capitalism is when capitalists ban the sale and trading of goods
April 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My favorite part of free market capitalism is when capitalists ban the sale and trading of goods
We have new management in the bedroom (my wife is back in my life) and she’s implementing new target KPIs for my my stroke to cum output ratio
April 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We have new management in the bedroom (my wife is back in my life) and she’s implementing new target KPIs for my my stroke to cum output ratio
I just can’t justify this price tag for a gym membership. My $25 a month gym has everything. Sure someone probably died here in the last year from caffeine and steroid abuse related injuries but it feels like home.
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just can’t justify this price tag for a gym membership. My $25 a month gym has everything. Sure someone probably died here in the last year from caffeine and steroid abuse related injuries but it feels like home.
People that pay $200 per month for gym memberships pay to not work out. Having this membership means the poor actually lift the weights for you. You deserve to not struggle
April 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
People that pay $200 per month for gym memberships pay to not work out. Having this membership means the poor actually lift the weights for you. You deserve to not struggle
I’m having a date come over tomorrow night but I don’t have time to go to the laundromat so I’m washing the cum stains out of my pillowcases in the kitchen sink tonight
April 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m having a date come over tomorrow night but I don’t have time to go to the laundromat so I’m washing the cum stains out of my pillowcases in the kitchen sink tonight
Sipping on the shit I find in the back part of the toilet at work
March 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sipping on the shit I find in the back part of the toilet at work