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If you have painful sexual tension that lasts longer than 4 hours please contact your doctor immediately
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Same
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
He is here and he has a knife (poop knife)
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Now that’s real love
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Nah go to planned parenthood they’ll blow your shit smoove off
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I wanna see a business major get trampled to death and hit in the head with a hammer
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Work a 13 hour shift? More like take a 13 hour shit 👍

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December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Coming to America so hard I’m seeing Stars and Stripes 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM